I GOT CAUGHT BOYS

[Senpai]

So basically, my mom found out that I smoke. She said that I was grounded for a while blah blah, the usual stuff. And she said she was going to start randomly drug testing me. Now I want to keep smoking with my friends because I like it, but I don't want to get drug tested one of these days after I smoke. I heard that it takes at least 30 days to fully leave your system. Is there a way to speed up that process? So if she drug tests me she wont find out? Thanks homies.

 

[cas]

Punch her in the throat and tell her to eat your shit.

 

[Louis Vuitton]

I'm not sure as I don't smoke, but try drinking excessive amounts of fluids like water, and/or try drinking green tea.

 

[Senpai]

Punch her in the throat and tell her to eat your shit.

Good idea, I must show her who makes the rules in this house.

I'm not sure as I don't smoke, but try drinking excessive amounts of fluids like water, and/or try drinking green tea.

Yeah some people told me to drink insane amounts of water but I'm not too sure if that will help out a lot. Thanks though!

 

[Balfour]

I can provide assistance over Skype.

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[Slay]

If you have a sweat lodge near you that should help.

 

[Senpai]

I can provide assistance over Skype.

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I don't know why this seems sketch though.

If you have a sweat lodge near you that should help.

I think there is one actually in the ymca near me.

 

[Slay]

I don't know why this seems sketch though.


I think there is one actually in the ymca near me.

Yeah it should have one. Just cycle going to sweat lodge and just cool off in the pool or something.

 

[Lame123]

Respect your parents u little fucker.

 

[FeaR]

Use someones piss that doesn't smoke and tape it next to your nut sac and have a straw tapped under your shlong.

 

[Senpai]

Thank you @Fear & @Slay good suggestions
@Lame123 sorry :-(

 

[Swish]

It doesn't take 30 days lol. I smoked heavily and stopped for less than a week, drank a shit ton of water and passed a drug test for my substance abuse class. Just stop smoking until you gain their trust.

 

[Balfour]

Do you know what type of test she's administering?

Salivary or Urinary?

 

[Senpai]

It doesn't take 30 days lol. I smoked heavily and stopped for less than a week, drank a shit ton of water and passed a drug test for my substance abuse class. Just stop smoking until you gain their trust.

Yeah thats what I was planning on doing, and oh really? Thanks, wasn't too sure if it was 30 days or not.

Do you know what type of test she's administering?

Salivary or Urinary?

Urinary.

 

[Balfour]

@Senpai,

The following video will walk you through the necessary steps for passing a urinary test.

Spoiler: Link:

http://lexsworld.ca/watch/episode-67/how-to-pass-a-urine-test-for-thc-cannabis/

I wish you the very best of luck.

 

[Mr. X]

Punch her in the throat and tell her to eat your shit.

I would like to leave my vouch for this method.

 

[Senpai]

@Senpai,

The following video will walk you through the necessary steps for passing a urinary test.

Spoiler: Link:

http://lexsworld.ca/watch/episode-67/how-to-pass-a-urine-test-for-thc-cannabis/

I wish you the very best of luck.

Thank you, Balfour. I appreciate it.

 

[Krish]

Use someones piss that doesn't smoke and tape it next to your nut sac and have a straw tapped under your shlong.

What happens when you got to take off the tape Buddy?

 

[FeaR]

What happens when you got to take off the tape Buddy?

Depends if you have a big wang or little wang.
Heat the tape up with a blow dryer so it slides off nice and easy.

 

[Krish]

Depends if you have a big wang or little wang.
Heat the tape up with a blow dryer so it slides off nice and easy.

Oh fucking smart.... Holy shit this is genius.