I have to burn my house down.

wow this is really a coincidence because a big spider just landed on my face, crawled to my neck, and bit me. I swatted it off and my grandfather tried to catch it and it bit him too so now there is a spider on a biting spree loose in my house
 
nigga thats a crab FR lookin like some shit outta metroid or some shit
 
BRO THAT THING IS MASSIVE GRAB UR DOG AND COMPUTER AND RUN