Hide your assholes, cause I'll fuck 'em. I don't discriminate. Idc if you're ugly, pretty, skinny, fat, white, black, pizza faced, a carnival sideshow, a fish, whatever. If you have a dick and balls, your asshole will be mine. I crave asshole. On Thanksgiving, even with all the good smelling food, the only smell my brain could process was a nice brown eye waiting for me on my futon. If we ever meet, be prepared, because I will fuck your asshole. I'm addicted to assholes like Winnie the Pooh is to honey. Instead of saying "Oh bother!", I'll be saying "Oh! Butthole!". That's gonna happen. I'm a screamer, too. Like a banshee that got kicked in the nuts, I'm fuckin' loud. Don't expect to walk right afterwards, either. I will hurt you. I will stretch you out. My nick name isn't Coke Can for nothing. Butts gettin' fucked, dicks gettin' sucked. Hmu!
Seriously. I crave fudge so much that I got a job at Hershey's.
Seriously. I crave fudge so much that I got a job at Hershey's.