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Aight. So for those of you who don't know me, I'm petrified of roaches. When I see one I can't even move. Don't ask me why, but they're the scariest things to me.

Anyways, I was playing halo with Cybr. (2 flag on the pit to be exact) and it's tied 1-1 all intense and shit. Then.. I see it. Crawling up my wall like a little bitch. So I'm like, "Aww shit." and turn my mic off.

I put my controller down and tried throwing my shoe at it. I fucking MISS. I MISSED! And it crawls down into the wires behind my desk. So I'm like, "Fuck.. Dad!!! COME HELP ME MOVE THIS DESK!!!" and he's like, "No u!!".

-.-
So I go out to the garage and look for the roach spray. Turns out we're out.. So I'm like FML.

I can't move the desk to smack it..
Cybr is losing in halo..
We're out of bug spray..

So it's like 8pm around that time, and decide to sleep in my living room. So I slept in there for about 3 hours, and my Dad wakes me up telling me he saw it in the bathroom, killed it and flushed it. So I'm like THANK GOD! cause my living room is really hot.

So I go back in my room and wrote this. YAYAYAYAY.
 

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Omg hahaha, thats pretty dam funny, you are a lady, over here we have australian rainforest roaches that are almost as big as your hand. ^^
 

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Tasemu said:
Omg hahaha, thats pretty dam funny, you are a lady, over here we have australian rainforest roaches that are almost as big as your hand. ^^
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I'd like to stomp one.
 

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Lmfao I'm the same way with spiders and roaches.Only roaches I like are the ones you can smoke haha jk But I'm terrified of roaches and spiders. I get goosebumps and just get all freaked out when I see one. Listen to this. I was just waking up and went to the kitchen and sat down just eating a bowl of cereal and still half way out of it. Well I'm about 4 bites into my cereal and then I feel something crawling on my foot. I scream like a little girl when I saw this huge i mean huge roach crawling up my foot. I split some of my cereal trying to get up so fast and about choked on a few pieces. That's no joke. I almost died cause of that roach haha. But yea they suck. I hate them lol.
 

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I'm afraid of any insect (or I guess arachnid, too) that flies or "flies." If It can come near my face, I flip out. There was a bug that sounded like a roach but looked like a moth, and I wouldn't get out of bed or even poke my eyes out of the covers because I was so afraid of it. With flies, I'm a bit better, but if one lands on me, I flail like an idiot and run and scream. When I'm out in the garden and there are bees, I can't even breathe. It's awful. So don't feel bad!
 

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We've got these jumping spider cricket things in our basement. They crawl out of the tub in the bathroom, so whenever I go in there I make sure nothing is on the floor. Last weekend I went in and there was one in the tub and it slid through the drain I was like inch:
 

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I kill 'em with pool sticks in my basement :evilgrin:
 

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I would beat the fuck out of the spider. Those things don't scare me. Only Roaches.

AND YOU CAN'T NUKE THEM.
They should all burn in hell.
 

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I use to have a serious fear of heights, but I got over it a few years ago.

I have this one 'fear'. When I was about 6 or 7, I was in my parent's bedroom lying down, and I swear I saw death, like the Grim Reaper. I don't believe in that, but the memory is so clear in my mind, I can't dismiss it. I don't know what to think, I know there isn't some guy with a stick in a cloak going around killing people, but the memory is so vivid it scares me.

On Topic: I absolutely hate roaches too, I don't know why.
 

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:huh: The fuck..? That's scary..
 

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Oh, what a little schizophrenia can do to you...

Kidding, kinda. But did you know that your memories are not always right? If you tell yourself something enough, you'll start to have memories of it happening. I'm terrified of this happening to me. Like I'm terrified that what happened at Nick's was something I did and I'm only remembering remembering remembering what "happened" because I've wanted it to be that way. Kinda. Idk, I just don't like the idea that I may not remember things that actually happened and think things that didn't...

But anyway, that's terrifying.
 

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Ok this is you. Your walking in your house. You find a piece of candy on the floor. "Ooooo a piece of candy!" You put it in your mouth. Its a cockroach.
 
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