jokes

A thief at midnight in a house gets robbed. Enter through a window, and when in the darkness you hear a voice saying:
Jesus is watching you!
Then, the thief gets scared and stops. Then as you see that nothing happens still. And again the voice says:
Jesus is watching you!
The frightened thief turns on the light and see that the voice came from a parrot that was in a cage, and the thief says:
Ahhh that scare you gave me! What is your name parrot?
And the parrot said to her
My name is Peter.
Peter is a strange name for a parrot.
And the parrot replies,
Stranger is the name of Jesus for a Doberman.

yes i am doing th same thing everytime i get bored.. because i dont want to disturb others by my songs that's why i listen with my headphone but if i am the only one around i paly those songs so loud