Kik [Giveaway]

[Madonna]

Hey I'm doing a KIK giveaway for my kik Boogers I have no use for it anymore now that I've gotten scammed out of @Snot & I bought them as a pair 3days ago. One of the reasons I'm doing this giveaway is to show that even though I got fucked over it didn't ruin my spirit actually encouraged me to give. (I don't know if that makes any sense) but here's how to win !

This is how the give away will work comment something funny and whoever comments the funniest thing (In my opinion) wins the kik ! I will pick the winner when I wake up in the morning ! Good luck guys!!

 

[El Alex]

Guys luk to all my friends, gG noscope getrekt4200000RpG

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I'll ad $10 to my post as well

 

[Amish]

The funniest thing I can think of is how mad people are gonna get when they're mindfucked about you giving away stuff after you got scammed.

>mindfuck
>trolls be gone
>lolz 4 dayz

 

[Pandas]

why can't orphans play base ball?

Because they can never find home

 

[Hassam]

Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing -- it just waved.

 

[Nab]

My favorite 1 liner:

A baby seal walks into a club.

 

[Senpai]

Why are asprins white? Because they work!

Hopefully you get it.
Good luck to everyone that enters!

 

[Nab]

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

Spoiler

In the I.C.U.

 

[Sonic Youth]

were you raised on a chicken farm?
cause you sure know how to raise a cock
i have some pretty funny racist jokes but some people get offended so ill keep those to my self cx
good luck to everyone who enters

 

[Vinc]

I'm not funny..So here's a funny song:

http://youtu.be/gv65O34VEjI

 

[Magic]

Whats the difference between jews and scouts, scouts come back from camp.

 

[Hassam]

Whats the difference between jews and scouts, scouts come back from camp.

WHERE IS THE CHILL MAGIC!! I CAN'T FIND IT 

 

[Magic]

@Hassam did you like my amazing joke?

 

[cruz]

Inb4 I blow your mind m8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CIlxkYbppUw

Mind blown

 

[Hassam]

@Hassam did you like my amazing joke?

It hit me right in the heart. Fucking ruthless lmao 

 

[Magic]

@Hassam I have a few others..

Whats the difference between a jew and pizza? pizza doesn't burn in the oven.

 

[Hassam]

@Hassam I have a few others..

Whats the difference between a jew and pizza? pizza doesn't burn in the oven.

I AM COMPLETELY LOST FOR WORDS MAGIC AHAHAHAH 

 

[Magic]

@Hassam thank you, thank you, I do try my best with jokes.

 

[Kiss]

Long story short i fuked this chick n i told my friend he said well jayy how was it one to ten i said dude negative -3 she was as stiff as a fukin  teddy bear and her pu*sy was so loose it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway so idk u tell me brahhh

 

[Anticle]

whats the sadest thing in the world ? ethiopian with no arms or legs watching a donut roll down a hill
how do you swat 150 flies with one swing? hit a ethiopian in the face with a fry pan