Am I that immature, or is this one of the funniest things you've ever read?
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>at work
>drank coffee for the first time that morning
>drank 3 cups just to make sure
>suddenly my stomach feels like someone is filling it up with rat poison and is making animal balloons inside me.
>literally feel the shit straining against my rectum,as if it were possessed by some sort of demon and wants out of its thousand year imprisonment.
>have to walk all the way down the hall with my ass and thighs clenched tightly
>By time I get to the bathroom I'm sweating furiously grunting loudly with every step
>go to the nearest stall
>notice there is someone in the stall next to it,but idgaf
>yank down my pants and attempt to slam my ass onto the toilet seat.
>ass slips off due to the wetness caused by my ass sweat
>fall off,one of my arms goes into the toilet,my ass slips under the stall divider
>can't control it,gunna blow
>shit actually explodes out of my ass so fast it feels like someone is holding a lighter on my rectum,shit covering the entire stall.
>it's occupants start screaming out of utter fear
>I start screaming and crying in return,but I can't stop the flow of shit coming out of my ass
>goes on for about 2 minutes,shit erupting out of my ass forcefully like some ancient Hawaiian volcanoe.
>at last it dies down,shit still sputtering and oozing out with little shit bubbles.
>person rushes out of the stall and almost slips on my shit and then dashes out of the bathroom.
>I lie on the ground trying to fully recover and figure out what the fuck just happened
>finally,I get up to investigate the damage I caused.
>it is completely lined with shit .
>Wipe my ass with my shirt as fast as possible
>terrified someone might come in.
>drank coffee for the first time that morning
>drank 3 cups just to make sure
>suddenly my stomach feels like someone is filling it up with rat poison and is making animal balloons inside me.
>literally feel the shit straining against my rectum,as if it were possessed by some sort of demon and wants out of its thousand year imprisonment.
>have to walk all the way down the hall with my ass and thighs clenched tightly
>By time I get to the bathroom I'm sweating furiously grunting loudly with every step
>go to the nearest stall
>notice there is someone in the stall next to it,but idgaf
>yank down my pants and attempt to slam my ass onto the toilet seat.
>ass slips off due to the wetness caused by my ass sweat
>fall off,one of my arms goes into the toilet,my ass slips under the stall divider
>can't control it,gunna blow
>shit actually explodes out of my ass so fast it feels like someone is holding a lighter on my rectum,shit covering the entire stall.
>it's occupants start screaming out of utter fear
>I start screaming and crying in return,but I can't stop the flow of shit coming out of my ass
>goes on for about 2 minutes,shit erupting out of my ass forcefully like some ancient Hawaiian volcanoe.
>at last it dies down,shit still sputtering and oozing out with little shit bubbles.
>person rushes out of the stall and almost slips on my shit and then dashes out of the bathroom.
>I lie on the ground trying to fully recover and figure out what the fuck just happened
>finally,I get up to investigate the damage I caused.
>it is completely lined with shit .
>Wipe my ass with my shirt as fast as possible
>terrified someone might come in.
WHY is the question
