Hello FK, my name is Long Dong and I'm here to share with you some of the secrets I've learned over the years during my sexual conquests. I will break this down in to 3 categories; masturbation, sensitivity training and sexual intercourse.
Chapter 1: My Pecker Is Hard...Now What?!
So you've reached the age of puberty or beyond and have noticed that your penis becomes engorged. Fear not! This is a normal sensation and you should not be worried.
"Why is it hard, Long Dong?" you might be asking, and the answer to that is simple. Your body is changing/has already changed and you're starting to have feelings of attraction for certain women (or men). Their presence excites you and your brain is sending signals to your penis, signaling you that you've found a potential mate. It then opens special canals and fills the penis with extra blood flow, causing your penis to become "erect".
Don't be scared, though! This is a perfectly natural bodily function for all men. Now you're probably thinking, "Well gee, Long Dong. Now that it's erect, what do I do?" Fear not! There are several things we'll cover to help you get accustomed with masturbation and to help control your sexual desires.
Tips:
Some people assume that the standard "up and down" technique is what everyone does. This isn't true! There are many variations of hand motions you can try. For a quick release, the "up and down" motion is the most efficient.
But what if you want to make the most of it? Simple. There are 2 other very stimulating techniques I've mastered over the years.
The first is the "mushroom massage". This one is simple. Place your penis in your desired hand, only by the tip (or head) and place your thumb on the top part of it (not where the hole is). After a while, your penis will feel "numb", once this state occurs, give it hell. Your penis will be extremely sensitive if done correctly, so be aware of that when progressing down the shaft to make your finish. Note: This will not increase your ejaculation power, but will heighten your orgasm exponentially over the standard "up and down" method.
Finally, the "corkscrew". Aptly named, because this one requires you to grab your penis near center shaft (or as much below the head as possible, for our less endowed members) and with your fingers wrapped around firmly, gently swirling your hands in a twisting motion. I don't mean all the way around, either. Imagine a farm milking a cow's udder, that's what you want to go for. This allows you to maintain full stimulation for extended periods of time, without overly stimulating yourself to orgasm. This can be combined with the "mushroom massage" technique, but be warned, it's extremely sensitizing. Doing this method by itself, though, will give you the most prolonged pleasure. This is for those days when you know no one will be around and can get naked and enjoy it.
Chapter 2: Sensitivity Training
So you want to make your erections last longer and prepare yourself for sexual intercourse? Well fear not, I've spent years training myself to last for many hours and you can too!
Tips:
A dry hand is better than a wet dick. Why? Because if you go at it dry, your strokes will be slower than if you were lubed up. Don't make a habit out of this, as it takes away from the fun of it. But to help desensitize yourself in preparation for sexual intercourse, this will help immensely.
Fuck things. "WTF?!", you may be asking. Yes, I said fuck things.
If your penis isn't very girthy, I recommend finding a Gatorade bottle and trying that. I, myself, am far too girthy for a standard Gatorade bottle, but I can fuck the giant gallon ones. Anyways, once you're sure your erect penis will fit into the hole, take a knife and slash a couple holes in the bottom of the bottle before attempting anything. Why? Because the air pressure in the bottle will make it impossible to penetrate.
Other things that work well are 2 sponges (soft ends) taped together, various fruits and vegetables of decent length, Nerf footballs, pillows and between your mattresses/couch cushions (though these are obviously extremely messy and require a cleaning afterwards. Another thing that works very well are banana peels. Microwave a banana peel for about 20 seconds. The heated up inner peel acts as a natural lubrication, so just place it over your dick and go crazy.
If you have a little money to spare and a good hiding place, I recommend getting a pocket pussy. There are two kinds, mounts and sleeves. A mount is one you place on a flat surface and fuck manually. A sleeve is one that slides over your penis and you ejaculate with. These are great for sexual simulation and will help you know what you're in for.
Doing these exercises often will help prepare you for the real thing.
Chapter 3: The Fuckening!
So you think you're ready for sex, huh? Well, if you've mastered the above techniques, you're probably ready for the real deal! But even so, let me give you a few pointers on how to make your girl scream for more.
Tips:
Clit. This is a necessity for her needs. Gently massage her clit for a few minutes. You do NOT have to eat out her pussy while doing this, although oral stimulation is highly more stimulating, obviously. What I usually do is massage the clit with one hand and finger her with the other. I usually try doing this for around 5 minutes or so. Doing this helps her vagina become ultra stimulated for intercourse and, as you'll notice from your drenching fingers, helps her get wetter, which makes for a more pleasurable experience for you, especially if you're wearing a condom.
Fairness. I usually allow the girl to cum twice before I finally achieve my release. If you're fairly new to sex, you probably aren't desensitized enough to maintain yourself for this long, and that's perfectly natural. That will come with time and experience. But MAKE SURE you let her cum at least once from penile stimulation, otherwise you're just being a greedy lover. You'll know she's having an orgasm when her vagina tightens around your penis. Sometimes it may feel like you're pressing against bone, but don't worry, that's just her tightening up, as I said. It almost feels as if her vagina is giving you a handjob. That's your cue to allow yourself to orgasm, as well. Remember fellas, NEVER CUM FIRST! It's just bad policy.
Stopping yourself from cumming too soon. If you feel that you're about to cum before you want to, slow it down a little. Lean forward and kiss her for a little. Do whatever you have to do to control the pace. This allows for longer sessions and a far more enjoyable experience for you both.
Positions. There's a reason the missionary position is, has and always will be the most used sexual position; because it feels the best. The bodies meld in such a way in that position and it allows for the best possible experience, especially for making love, as it allows you to fuck, kiss and look into each other's eyes at the same time. Doggy-style is a bit over-rated and devalues the concept of love making, in my opinion, but it's the best and quickest way to fuck for a quickie or a one-nighter. Laying behind her, facing her back with her leg lifted is a great romantic experience, as well. This allows you to whisper into her ear as you're ramming into her. Rodeo position, or being ridden, is essential for long fucking sessions. This allows her to take over for a while and give your arms a little rest. You can extend this experience by working together. She rides you while you lift up and thrust into her simultaneously. This is an amazing position, as well. Now, if you have the strength and stamina, fucking against the wall is a great way to make love, too. If you're not very strong, there's another way to do this. Lift her leg up around your waste and insert your penis. This position takes a while to get used to, but once you get the rhythm going, it's awesome.
Chapter 4: Other
Here are a few tips to cover anything I might've missed.
-Know your condom size. Getting condoms too large can decrease your pleasure and you're gonna have a bad time.
-Give back. I know eating pussy isn't the most popular concept in the world, but trust me, it helps out immensely. If for some reason you cum before she does, you owe it to her to go mouth-to-cooch.
-Kegels. A kegel is an exercise you can do to stimulate your prostate. Clinch your sphincter. Feel that sensation in your butthole? You've just done a kegel. Doing this strengthens and tightens the muscles around the prostate, allowing for much more powerful orgasms and ejaculations. This isn't something that you can just do once and expect results. It's called an exercise for a reason. But after a while of doing this, you will thank yourself, trust me.
-Another technique that's useful for more powerful ejaculations is peeing in intervals. Piss a little, hold it, repeat. Do this often and you will notice much more powerful ejaculate streams.
-Drink water. If you want more satisfying ejaculations, drink plenty of water beforehand. Also, avoid thick beverages like soda and orange juice.
-Honey. Find time to eat some honey. Why? Because it makes your cum taste sweet. She'll be craving it after she gets that first taste!
-Pre-cum. What this is, is a small watery (seminal) discharge from your penis, before you actually come. Most of the time we shoot our -pre-cum with the main load, but did you know that if you learn to control it and let it build to the very top of your penis without releasing it, only the pre-cum will come out? What's the significance of this? Releasing your pre-cum before orgasm extremely desensitizes you and allows you to last longer for both masturbation and sex. You may lose a little bit of your boner initially, but you'll recover it quickly.
-Another tip for more powerful ejaculations is to jerk off until you feel the cum building up inside your shaft. What you need to is slow the pace and let it work it's way back down. This requires extreme control. If you manage to do this a few times without having an orgasm, when you do finally orgasm, it will be far more intense and powerful. Why? Because the seminal tubes have been expanded and the inner shaft of your penis have been as well, as well as extremely lubricated. This allows much more semen to escape and the orgasm is more intense because those tubes need to retract and your cum flow will help instigate that. Mastering this will also help you last much, much longer in bed.
Well, that about covers everything. Congratulations, you've graduated Long Dong's School of Dick Mastery and are now a true fucking legend, literally. I hope this helps and remember, always wear protection until you're ready for children!
Chapter 1: My Pecker Is Hard...Now What?!
So you've reached the age of puberty or beyond and have noticed that your penis becomes engorged. Fear not! This is a normal sensation and you should not be worried.
"Why is it hard, Long Dong?" you might be asking, and the answer to that is simple. Your body is changing/has already changed and you're starting to have feelings of attraction for certain women (or men). Their presence excites you and your brain is sending signals to your penis, signaling you that you've found a potential mate. It then opens special canals and fills the penis with extra blood flow, causing your penis to become "erect".
Don't be scared, though! This is a perfectly natural bodily function for all men. Now you're probably thinking, "Well gee, Long Dong. Now that it's erect, what do I do?" Fear not! There are several things we'll cover to help you get accustomed with masturbation and to help control your sexual desires.
Tips:
Some people assume that the standard "up and down" technique is what everyone does. This isn't true! There are many variations of hand motions you can try. For a quick release, the "up and down" motion is the most efficient.
But what if you want to make the most of it? Simple. There are 2 other very stimulating techniques I've mastered over the years.
The first is the "mushroom massage". This one is simple. Place your penis in your desired hand, only by the tip (or head) and place your thumb on the top part of it (not where the hole is). After a while, your penis will feel "numb", once this state occurs, give it hell. Your penis will be extremely sensitive if done correctly, so be aware of that when progressing down the shaft to make your finish. Note: This will not increase your ejaculation power, but will heighten your orgasm exponentially over the standard "up and down" method.
Finally, the "corkscrew". Aptly named, because this one requires you to grab your penis near center shaft (or as much below the head as possible, for our less endowed members) and with your fingers wrapped around firmly, gently swirling your hands in a twisting motion. I don't mean all the way around, either. Imagine a farm milking a cow's udder, that's what you want to go for. This allows you to maintain full stimulation for extended periods of time, without overly stimulating yourself to orgasm. This can be combined with the "mushroom massage" technique, but be warned, it's extremely sensitizing. Doing this method by itself, though, will give you the most prolonged pleasure. This is for those days when you know no one will be around and can get naked and enjoy it.
Chapter 2: Sensitivity Training
So you want to make your erections last longer and prepare yourself for sexual intercourse? Well fear not, I've spent years training myself to last for many hours and you can too!
Tips:
A dry hand is better than a wet dick. Why? Because if you go at it dry, your strokes will be slower than if you were lubed up. Don't make a habit out of this, as it takes away from the fun of it. But to help desensitize yourself in preparation for sexual intercourse, this will help immensely.
Fuck things. "WTF?!", you may be asking. Yes, I said fuck things.
If your penis isn't very girthy, I recommend finding a Gatorade bottle and trying that. I, myself, am far too girthy for a standard Gatorade bottle, but I can fuck the giant gallon ones. Anyways, once you're sure your erect penis will fit into the hole, take a knife and slash a couple holes in the bottom of the bottle before attempting anything. Why? Because the air pressure in the bottle will make it impossible to penetrate.
Other things that work well are 2 sponges (soft ends) taped together, various fruits and vegetables of decent length, Nerf footballs, pillows and between your mattresses/couch cushions (though these are obviously extremely messy and require a cleaning afterwards. Another thing that works very well are banana peels. Microwave a banana peel for about 20 seconds. The heated up inner peel acts as a natural lubrication, so just place it over your dick and go crazy.
If you have a little money to spare and a good hiding place, I recommend getting a pocket pussy. There are two kinds, mounts and sleeves. A mount is one you place on a flat surface and fuck manually. A sleeve is one that slides over your penis and you ejaculate with. These are great for sexual simulation and will help you know what you're in for.
Doing these exercises often will help prepare you for the real thing.
Chapter 3: The Fuckening!
So you think you're ready for sex, huh? Well, if you've mastered the above techniques, you're probably ready for the real deal! But even so, let me give you a few pointers on how to make your girl scream for more.
Tips:
Clit. This is a necessity for her needs. Gently massage her clit for a few minutes. You do NOT have to eat out her pussy while doing this, although oral stimulation is highly more stimulating, obviously. What I usually do is massage the clit with one hand and finger her with the other. I usually try doing this for around 5 minutes or so. Doing this helps her vagina become ultra stimulated for intercourse and, as you'll notice from your drenching fingers, helps her get wetter, which makes for a more pleasurable experience for you, especially if you're wearing a condom.
Fairness. I usually allow the girl to cum twice before I finally achieve my release. If you're fairly new to sex, you probably aren't desensitized enough to maintain yourself for this long, and that's perfectly natural. That will come with time and experience. But MAKE SURE you let her cum at least once from penile stimulation, otherwise you're just being a greedy lover. You'll know she's having an orgasm when her vagina tightens around your penis. Sometimes it may feel like you're pressing against bone, but don't worry, that's just her tightening up, as I said. It almost feels as if her vagina is giving you a handjob. That's your cue to allow yourself to orgasm, as well. Remember fellas, NEVER CUM FIRST! It's just bad policy.
Stopping yourself from cumming too soon. If you feel that you're about to cum before you want to, slow it down a little. Lean forward and kiss her for a little. Do whatever you have to do to control the pace. This allows for longer sessions and a far more enjoyable experience for you both.
Positions. There's a reason the missionary position is, has and always will be the most used sexual position; because it feels the best. The bodies meld in such a way in that position and it allows for the best possible experience, especially for making love, as it allows you to fuck, kiss and look into each other's eyes at the same time. Doggy-style is a bit over-rated and devalues the concept of love making, in my opinion, but it's the best and quickest way to fuck for a quickie or a one-nighter. Laying behind her, facing her back with her leg lifted is a great romantic experience, as well. This allows you to whisper into her ear as you're ramming into her. Rodeo position, or being ridden, is essential for long fucking sessions. This allows her to take over for a while and give your arms a little rest. You can extend this experience by working together. She rides you while you lift up and thrust into her simultaneously. This is an amazing position, as well. Now, if you have the strength and stamina, fucking against the wall is a great way to make love, too. If you're not very strong, there's another way to do this. Lift her leg up around your waste and insert your penis. This position takes a while to get used to, but once you get the rhythm going, it's awesome.
Chapter 4: Other
Here are a few tips to cover anything I might've missed.
-Know your condom size. Getting condoms too large can decrease your pleasure and you're gonna have a bad time.
-Give back. I know eating pussy isn't the most popular concept in the world, but trust me, it helps out immensely. If for some reason you cum before she does, you owe it to her to go mouth-to-cooch.
-Kegels. A kegel is an exercise you can do to stimulate your prostate. Clinch your sphincter. Feel that sensation in your butthole? You've just done a kegel. Doing this strengthens and tightens the muscles around the prostate, allowing for much more powerful orgasms and ejaculations. This isn't something that you can just do once and expect results. It's called an exercise for a reason. But after a while of doing this, you will thank yourself, trust me.
-Another technique that's useful for more powerful ejaculations is peeing in intervals. Piss a little, hold it, repeat. Do this often and you will notice much more powerful ejaculate streams.
-Drink water. If you want more satisfying ejaculations, drink plenty of water beforehand. Also, avoid thick beverages like soda and orange juice.
-Honey. Find time to eat some honey. Why? Because it makes your cum taste sweet. She'll be craving it after she gets that first taste!
-Pre-cum. What this is, is a small watery (seminal) discharge from your penis, before you actually come. Most of the time we shoot our -pre-cum with the main load, but did you know that if you learn to control it and let it build to the very top of your penis without releasing it, only the pre-cum will come out? What's the significance of this? Releasing your pre-cum before orgasm extremely desensitizes you and allows you to last longer for both masturbation and sex. You may lose a little bit of your boner initially, but you'll recover it quickly.
-Another tip for more powerful ejaculations is to jerk off until you feel the cum building up inside your shaft. What you need to is slow the pace and let it work it's way back down. This requires extreme control. If you manage to do this a few times without having an orgasm, when you do finally orgasm, it will be far more intense and powerful. Why? Because the seminal tubes have been expanded and the inner shaft of your penis have been as well, as well as extremely lubricated. This allows much more semen to escape and the orgasm is more intense because those tubes need to retract and your cum flow will help instigate that. Mastering this will also help you last much, much longer in bed.
Well, that about covers everything. Congratulations, you've graduated Long Dong's School of Dick Mastery and are now a true fucking legend, literally. I hope this helps and remember, always wear protection until you're ready for children!
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