Make me laugh (5M)

[Automatic]

Person to make me laugh the most gets 5M. Not really sure when this will end, let's just say the 7th of 3 2011

[over]

runescape won for this: http://runegear.net/Thread-Oh-my-god-I-can-t-believe-it-The-elite-in-real-life?pid=94591#pid94591

 

[Amped-]

Women's rights.

Lolol I win

 

[Fafaffy]

Heres some jokes I found:

I'm about as frustrated as a armless guy watching porn!

You're so gay you wear boxers backwards for easy access

You better take care of your fucking eyes because it's the only balls you got.

Heres a fun idea: Dont got any kids, but looking for a good laugh?
Well, hire a babysitter, and tell her your kid is upstairs sleeping and is not to be woken up. Go out and drink for an hour or two. On your return, ask the babysitter where your kid is.

Jesus turned water into wine. I just put a stick in a non-stick pan. Your move Jesus...

I love visiting elementary school. Parents usually ask me "Which one is your kid?" I reply with "I havent decided yet."

The cops came to my house claiming my dog had chased someone on a bike. I told those idiots my dog doesn't have a bike.

It's not that I hate you, but lets put it this way: if you were on fire and I had a cup of water, I would drink it.

Cops never think it's as funny as you do. They sent me a picture of me speeding, so I sent them a picture of a check... so they sent me a picture of handcuffs.

If this doesn't make you laugh, I dont know what will

 

[Inxy]

 

[Rakeya]

Justin Bieber hit in the head with a water bottle!

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCmPoORvZrs[/video]

 

[Aidan]

 

[Sexyy]

 

[StarZ]

Look down .Zo's pants.

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My mom: Bring me my books please!
My dad: I'm coming!
My mom: No you're not, you aren't even breathing heavy!

Idk, That made me LOL when i heard it.

 

[Automatic]

Only one that made me even smile was the photo and cops thing >.<

 

[StarZ]

"I got pulled over the other day for speeding, While the cop was writing me a ticket, I asked him if he was selling me a ticket to the policeman's ball, He replied "No sir, Policemen don't have balls." He let me go. LOL."

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[the_lol]

Automatic Coding is gay.

Spoiler

amidoingitrite?

 

[Automatic]

Automatic Coding is gay.

Spoiler

amidoingitrite?

I think someone will be owing me 5M.

 

[Victor_mybb_import12777]

Spoiler

 

[the_lol]

I don't get it. Why do I owe you 5 million geeepee?

 

[Automatic]

Shit, I must admit I laughed alot at that :O

 

[StarZ]

GOD VICTOR SPOILER THAT SHIT! IT IS GONNA GIVE AUTO NIGHTMARES FOR WEEKS! >.<

 

[Victor_mybb_import12777]

Done, Sorry for that. =D

 

[im daddy]

GOD VICTOR SPOILER THAT SHIT! IT IS GONNA GIVE AUTO NIGHTMARES FOR WEEKS! >.<

That was the stupidest Shit i have ever read. Plan and Simple.

 

[ArmyyStrongg_mybb_import13329]

dame i had the perfect fucking picture. Ill just wait for then next one

 

[Aidan]

Only one that made me even smile was the photo and cops thing >.<

you're gay. Sorry.