Mormons are trying to kill me!

[coltie2]

(No offense to mormons) For the last 5 days every night at dinner the same 2 mormons keep coming to my house. After 2 times I just started not answering my door anymore. I think they are plotting an attack to take over my lake house.  What should I do to scare them away. I was thinking open the door and invite them in, and then start talking about my fake love for satin.

 

[bella]

Holy shit dude. Don't trust them. Don't invite them into your house. They will brainwash you and take your food.

 

[timmywood123]

car service centre
blah blah blha

 

[Devil]

why are they coming to your door? trying to sell you abstinence?

 

[Dear]

Why do they come and visit you? Confused AF

 

[coltie2]

Why do they come and visit you? Confused AF

It's a common thing.... Mormons go door to door trying to share there beliefs

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why are they coming to your door? trying to sell you abstinence?

Lol probably! They always leave the same damn packet about their church on my door

 

[Joker]

It's a common thing.... Mormons go door to door trying to share there beliefs

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Lol probably! They always leave the same damn packet about their church on my door

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Is this an American thing? I've never seen one of these in Britain and I don't think anyone here is that highly religious to actually go door to door.

 

[Gen]

Your love for satin? You must really love jeans.

 

[Joker]

Your love for satin? You must really love jeans.

[font=arial, sans-serif]Satin[/font][font=arial, sans-serif] (/ˈsætən/) is a weave that typically has a glossy surface and a dull back. The [/font][font=arial, sans-serif]satin[/font][font=arial, sans-serif]weave is characterized by four or more fill or weft yarns floating over a warp yarn or vice versa, four warp yarns floating over a single weft yarn.[/font]

 

[odllanor]

I read this about thirty times I thought you wrote morons lol

 

[Gen]

[font=arial, sans-serif]Satin[/font][font=arial, sans-serif] (/ˈsætən/) is a weave that typically has a glossy surface and a dull back. The [/font][font=arial, sans-serif]satin[/font][font=arial, sans-serif]weave is characterized by four or more fill or weft yarns floating over a warp yarn or vice versa, four warp yarns floating over a single weft yarn.[/font]

http://www.polyvore.com/satin_jeans/shop?query=satin+jeans

Checkmate, good sir.

 

[Joker]

http://www.polyvore.com/satin_jeans/shop?query=satin+jeans

Checkmate, good sir.

I know man, was just having a bit of fun imagining him explaining the exact context to mormons hahah