Mormons are trying to kill me!

coltie2

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(No offense to mormons) For the last 5 days every night at dinner the same 2 mormons keep coming to my house. After 2 times I just started not answering my door anymore. I think they are plotting an attack to take over my lake house.  What should I do to scare them away. I was thinking open the door and invite them in, and then start talking about my fake love for satin.
 
Holy shit dude. Don't trust them. Don't invite them into your house. They will brainwash you and take your food.
 
why are they coming to your door? trying to sell you abstinence?
 
Why do they come and visit you? Confused AF
 
Dear said:
Why do they come and visit you? Confused AF
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It's a common thing.... Mormons go door to door trying to share there beliefs

Devil said:
why are they coming to your door? trying to sell you abstinence?
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Lol probably! They always leave the same damn packet about their church on my door
 
coltie2 said:
It's a common thing.... Mormons go door to door trying to share there beliefs

Lol probably! They always leave the same damn packet about their church on my door
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Is this an American thing? I've never seen one of these in Britain and I don't think anyone here is that highly religious to actually go door to door.
 
Your love for satin? You must really love jeans.
 
Gen said:
Your love for satin? You must really love jeans.
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[font=arial, sans-serif]Satin[/font][font=arial, sans-serif] (/ˈsætən/) is a weave that typically has a glossy surface and a dull back. The [/font][font=arial, sans-serif]satin[/font][font=arial, sans-serif]weave is characterized by four or more fill or weft yarns floating over a warp yarn or vice versa, four warp yarns floating over a single weft yarn.[/font]
 
I read this about thirty times I thought you wrote morons lol
 

http://www.polyvore.com/satin_jeans/shop?query=satin+jeans

Checkmate, good sir.
 
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