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So I wake up everyday and basically do the same thing... Stretch, let the dog out, use the toilet, make coffee or go to Starbucks. For some reason today I started thinking about all of you guys and wondered how similar your routines could be. What do you guys do in your morning routine?

Post your morning routine.
 

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My morning routine usually consists of:

wake up around 6 am
shower
eat something
brush teeth
go to school/work
 

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Wake up
Jack it
Shower
Change in to clothes
School
 

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hmm first I wake up, then I wake up the guy next to me and say thanks for last night, usually I make a nice gourmet breakfast consisting of fruity pebbles and expired milk. Then I trudge my groggy ass to the gym, get naked with a bunch of old men in the locker room and then get a nice lift in. then it's back home where I masturbate silently in the corner of my living room. Then I hop on FK and see who's thread I can destroy next. Rip.
 

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Wake up
Check all my notifications
Toilet
Brush teeth
Shower
Change clothes
Breakfast
College
 

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Eat
Sleep
Rave
Repeat

Just kidding : I wake up, take a fucking deuce, wash face, clean teeth, wear clothes, go shops, buy some fresh croissants and pastry, go school
 

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Space Time said:
Eat
Sleep
Rave
Repeat

Just kidding : I wake up, take a fucking deuce, wash face, clean teeth, wear clothes, go shops, buy some fresh croissants and pastry, go school
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croissants are amazingly good I need to start buying those instead of breakfast wrap things from Starbucks.
 

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i wake up get some food and hop on runescape check on my clash bot n shit evry damn day
 

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I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
 

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American Psycho. I like it .
 

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On college days...

Wake up at 7
Teeth
Shower
Get changed
Eat porridge & Banana for breakfast
Leave for college at 8:30
 

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Wake up, shower, put on clothes, breakfast, teeth, school.
 

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Agony said:
I wake up, brush teeth, put the same clothes on that I had on yesterday, and go to work.
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Agony's just trying to cover it up because he's in the military.  He really lives his life like: 
[font=Verdana, Arial]"Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P-Diddy [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial]Grab my glasses I'm out the door I'm gonna hit the city [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial]Before I leave brush ma teeth with a bottle of Jack[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial]'Cause when I leave for the night I ain't comin' back"[/font]
 

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I just does stuff it's different every morning honestly.
 

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Liquids said:
Wake up
Check all my notifications
Toilet
Brush teeth
Shower
Change clothes
Breakfast
College
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You brush your teeth before eating? o...

Agony said:
I wake up, brush teeth, put the same clothes on that I had on yesterday, and go to work.
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Exactly the same as what I do.
 
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