Mortal Kombat X for 360

Weed

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so about a week ago i walk into gamestop with lookin to get Mortal Kombat X for the 360 and some fat fucking cheeto finger ass walks up to me and is like "uhh can i help yew find anything" so i'm like "yeah, do you got Mortal Kombat X for the 360" and he's like "uhh it comes out june 2nd. so i'm like ight i'll wait. so today i walk into gamestop to go pre order Mortal Kombat for when it comes out June 2nd. so i walk up to the register with my fat stacks hangin out my jeans and i'm like "ayo fam lemme pre order Mortal Kombat for the 360" and the fat fucking shit says "uhh it got pushed back to December" i couldn't barely hear his fat tubby ass with his seven chins slapping against his neck. so i'm like "are you serious?" and he's like: "uhh yeah"

moral of the story: ur nan is horny
 
So your mom has to buy your mortal kombat smh fuckboi
 
Azazel said:
So your mom has to buy your mortal kombat smh fuckboi

yeah mane i'm only 11 so she has to buy it for me so sad
 
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