Most Embarrassing Moments

What are some of yours?

I get extremely nervous in public speaking so I decided to try the "Imagine me in my underwear thing." Well imagine 8th grade me doing that and getting an erection.

I also fell in a locker room septic area at a football game.

Hrm... Probably the most embarrassing moment in my life is when i tried to play a joke on a hot chick i liked. Any1 know the trick where you burn a match twice?

Well first u strike it and say "there, it burned once" Then you pretend to burn them with it but flip it over and day "haha burned twice"

Well i was going great for the first half in front of all her friends but when i went to do the second burn i did it too quickly and it was still red hot, also i forgot to flip it and ended up burning the match almost a centimeter into her leg.

She cried and i sat there for like 3 seconds and then started laughing at her and walked off cause i knew it was over so i might as well laugh at a funny situation.

^^

Oh man.
That must of burned your self esteem.

I don't get embarrassed. I embrace everything I do, because everything I do is justified in a correct manner.