@Mountain Dew

[Jamil]

I woke up this morning to go to the bathroom and @"mountain dew" was in there with the lights off jacking off. DWC.

He also ate all my damn lucky charms.

 

[Mountain Dew]

"We all have been there." - Wise words from Jackie Chan

 

[Mr. X]

Good thing you didn't look behind the shower curtain.

 

[Jamil]

Good thing you didn't look behind the shower curtain.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, you don't live with us so hush.