My cat hit my DICK

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Ok, im not trolling neither joking!

my cat is very playful, and it will go after anything moving, and will try to catch it.

i got the urge to take a crap(badly) and my cat loves to sit in my toilet to chilll.... while i was taking my clothes off, i noticed my cat was behind my door, ( i was like fuck it i aint taking you out, this feels good) after good 10 minute of me and him staring at each other awkwardly ( its awkward) me making the pushing faces to clear out the POOP. anyways. i get up to wash my ass, and my penis was dingling right to left, and who sees it? my cat... u imagine the rest... it didnt hurt but it was funny lmfao.
 
Shit. If he had claws then it had to have fucking hurt.
 
Hash said:
You let your cat watch you poop?
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yes, and it felt very awkward, but yet i was feeling to good, releasing the poop, instead of taking the cat out.
 
LMAO your cat watching you taking a crap with red face from pushing your POOP
 
Cabbage said:
That is some hot ass, shit right there Milk. See if you can give it to give you a HJ.
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i will try for sure to put some milk on my dick, so i can get a lick-job.

Doctor said:
LMAO your cat watching you taking a crap with red face from pushing your POOP
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exactly, it was so awkward, the way he looked at me.
 
Swaggy said:
Thats a weird question.
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Well he said it in the thread I just wanted him to confirm it so I can show my mom.
 
Hash said:
Well he said it in the thread I just wanted him to confirm it so I can show my mom.
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No, hash, you didnt not your mom-.- fuuuu. #embarassed.
 
ughhhh HASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH -.- hahaa.
 
Doctor said:
LMAO your cat watching you taking a crap with red face from pushing your POOP
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No wonder it wasn't painful. One of my friends had a cat who used to get it's tail erect when he saw my friend coming near it.
 
Nυmb said:
Cat attacks OP's dick
Closest thing he's gotten to getting laid in months

:3
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its true, he will never get laid
 
Nυmb said:
Cat attacks OP's dick
Closest thing he's gotten to getting laid in months

:3
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Ok you caught me... btw i got laid by my hand.... ujelly?
 
Do you masturbate in front of your cat by any chance?
 
ouch dude. That's weird and I can just imagine the awkward stares for like 10 min, LMFAO
 
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