My crazy experience

[Goddd]

So I was going to post about this yesterday but I was busy.

So two days ago I hit up this girl on Facebook who goes to my school and she's pretty cute. She thought I was really cute, and anyone who follows me on Instagram knows I'm a sexy mother fucker (joking). But anyway we were texting for awhile and she said she was DTF. So yesterday I hit her up in first period and I told her to meet me in the bathroom in the tech unit bathroom (no one ever goes there) she was scared at first but she got over it. So we met in the girl's bathroom and got in the stall and were making out and shit. And I think you guys know the rest. (; I got some booty in school. But the crazy part is while I was getting some dome one of the janitors walked in, so she had to like stand on top of the toilet seat until the janitor left. Then we got the fuck out of there.

So yeah that's my little story. It was a successful day. GGd the board of education.

Anyone else ever done anything like this? Btw I'm on mobile so sorry for the terrible grammar.

 

[Chats]

Seems like you copied and pasted this story from PornHub, but anyways thanks for sharing this with us sir.

 

[Painkiller]

>gets a job
>first day
>shit job, but cash
>hear a noise in the spooki part of school
>nope.jpeg
>decide ill be a hero
>go in slowly
>room goes quiet when i go in
>wot.png
>too quiet
>decide to check le stalls
>just before opening,
>hear more noise
>open stall
>find a kid.
>with a pillow.
>WTF
>pillow is sticky,
>kid crying and raving about ogs
>says he'll run me
>slowly close door
>walk home.
>quit job next day.

True story.

s/o @satanism

r u using le may may speak? #9gag

 

[Random]

r u using le may may speak? #9gag

go away m8. im off my meds. ill eat ur babies

#ebola

 

[Painkiller]

go away m8. im off my meds. ill eat ur babies

#ebola

I already have Ebola, homie. I guess that's what I get for letting a bunch of diseased sub saharan africans defecate on me.

 

[One]

Wow. I'm so proud of you. Now you can sit at the big boy table