My Dick Is Too Big. (SOLVED)

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I have a 9 incher to be exact, i guess i inherited it from my black ancestors, looking to get a penis reduction to about 7 inches. Shit is annoying. Every time i have intercourse with my hot blondish redish haired girlfriend she screams like she got shot in both knees. Shit is fucking annoying. Im guessing she cant take it because shes white and i only date white girls which is why i need to result to a penis reduction.

Any suggestions fellow FK dudes?
Tell me your penis problems will you?
 
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Yeah I have a watering hole. My penis goes inside my crotch.
 
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Yea, vouch for sean, i lost my e-virginity to him in janurary. On another note yea, my d is 7 inches and everytime i take a shit and clog it, when i flush the toilet my dick dips down into the water. Hellanoyying
 
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When i shit my penis touches the water as well. Also very annoying
 
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Mine is only 3 in , but i can say i am so proud. Fuck Da Hatas.
 
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Share your penis problems guys. Come on now lol
 
RE: My Dick Is Too Big.

Use duck tape. Duck tape fixes everything
 
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Poop said:
Use duck tape. Duck tape fixes everything
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Or you can tuck it back like the guy from silence of the lambs.
 
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My dick is 1,000,000 inches i'm on the moon betchez, so i'm running out of oxygen err minute.
 
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My fuckin Dick touches the water when i shit to lol its weird
 
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Im wondering how much a penis reduction would cost
 
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Sean Taylor said:
Im wondering how much a penis reduction would cost
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Just pay a hooker (carson preferabbly... See what i did their? ) and have him just bite it off. Some neosporin and a band aid should fix it rite up!
 
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Huh did you take male enhancements XD - Nice to know this but No homo
 
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Try sticking it in a garbage disposal, it's only fitting.
 
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The word "dick" should never be in a sentence that contains "too big".

;-)
 
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