Lol If your dad seriously flips out about a bong he is a bitch. Tell him to stop being a whiny little fucktard and go buy something new!
As for your girl problems, I feel bad for you son, Cause I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
j/k me and my girl get into it quite often, but we always work shit out, just LISTEN to what she is saying and COMMUNICATE (not yell, cuss, scream. Just talk) In the end if nothing works, wouldn't you rather see her happy with some one else instead of being miserable with you?