@narc licked my earlobe

Lame123

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Well i'm 15 years old and this guy whos about 19, came up to me and said "so i've been checking you out these past months as you went to school and you've grown up nicely, yada yada yada, do you want to come cinema with me this saturday" although i thought it was really wierd he'd been "checking" me out, i said yeah anyway since i weren't doing anything. So saturday we meet up and i did my hair up so nicely, so we went outside only to my suprise to get on his MOTORBIKE and he put on his only helmet and left my hair to get completely FXCED! - although it sounds like nothing i spent AGES doing my hair! anyway.. once we get to the cinema, we sit at our film and begin watching it, halfway through he leans towards me and i think :O he's gonna kiss me so i sort of pucker my lips and then he sticks his tounge in my ear, like inside the hole! where my bloody earwax is, i could feel his bloody saliva! i just yelped and made any excuse to get out of there and away from him.

WORST. NIGHT. EVER.
he's tried calling me since but i've ignored him, shall i answer cos he seems quite into me?

id like to press charges on @narc

didn't even let me squeeze his tits.
 
yo can you try to be funny once in a while?????????
 
Narc said:
yo can you try to be funny once in a while?????????

I know right? wow people these days.

(Message me on Aim please, so we can chill)
 
Narc said:
yo can you try to be funny once in a while?????????

M8 i was the funniest nig in comedy club. Be glad i even bother to let you be in the presence of my all mighty glory.

kids-_-
 
Lame123 said:

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You try an excessive amount to be funny but honestly fuck up everytime. Better luck next time, slugger.
 
I'm not trying to be a jerk but he's almost 20 and he licked your earlobe. Most people usually kiss and leave the earlobe licking for another time. I really hope this is fake i'm dying.

EDIT: I know this is fake i'm done. Hahaa
 
V‌‌ said:
@Lame123 you're getting a lot of hate.. Watch out, @Narc seems like the kind of guy who farts in the bathtub then eats the bubbles... He will get you when you least expect it...

Trust me i always expect it.

And ill try not to go away anytime soon. This site needs me for god sake!
 
Lame123 said:
who the fuck are you faggot? muti evading cunt bucket go suck your tranny moms cock

it's sad that you have to be vulgar to be funny, yet you still aren't funny.
 
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