Need help Flaming

[Satan-]

Have recently ran out of jokes need help so go ahead and comment your best joke down below

 

[Weed]

This is all I got.

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No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump in appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata. Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camels ass. Shits disgusting bro get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.


What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Are you aware that you are just about as annoying and clingy as the dingleberry hanging on my ass hairs? Your incoherent babble makes me want to stick my cock in your mouth to make you shut-up. You think your lame and belittling jokes will help you gain admittance from your online peers? You are unoriginal and a little 14 year old punk probably who is pasty white with no friends. When you were busy swimming in your dad's weiner, I was out working in the hot sun placing fences, digging ditches, and working harder than you could ever imagine. I've experience life and it was not fucking easy. You have no idea what a real person is, considering you've been eating fucking bananas behind the protection of your computer you gay ass mofo. You're a pathetic bloodfart who thinks he's some e-tough guy. Try being a bit more creative and MAYBE you will be taken seriously.

 

[no u]

my name is the most genius comeback there ever was

 

[Zack]

Was you born on a highway? Cause that's where most accidents happen.

 

[Hellreaper]

Ppl think im a joke, theresno need for me to tell u a joke lol