Need help, I don't know how to break it to my parents

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So I was dating this chick for a while (Olivia) when this onetime i was at her house party and her mum was there I was high as fuck and she's a milf, Olivia is also my bestfriends sister, So her mother who is divorced came on to me when I went out for a smoke, she asked me how old I was I replied 16, She then grabbed my hand and we sat in the shed by the greenhouse, she then persisted in the rubbing of my leg and offering me vodka, I Didn't mind at the time as she is a milf and I was not aware that it was my girlfriends mother anyway we pretty much fucked for a while, when we were finished I left the shed first and my cousin Jack said "Where the fuck have you been" I just replied I felt sick, As we were leaving Olivia's mother came out the shed and he just said, "Oh" I said please dont tell olivia(As I have done this for him several times), He Just kept saying "Fuck, Fuck" I just said what, And he said you do know who that is don't you, I said No why? He said "I'm sorry man but you just fucked your girlfriends mum" I almost fainted and said please don't tell anyone.

A few week's later having broke up from Olivia anyway I receive a phone call to meet Amanda (The Milf), We went to star buck's and I said What is it? She just said your sure your 16, I replied yes, Why & she tell's me she Is pregnant and had only slept with me for the past few week's.

How the fuck do I tell my parent's, please, I'm really fucking scared.
 
Wu Tang said:
So I was dating this chick for a while (Olivia) when this onetime i was at her house party and her mum was there I was high as fuck and she's a milf, Olivia is also my bestfriends sister, So her mother who is divorced came on to me when I went out for a smoke, she asked me how old I was I replied 16, She then grabbed my hand and we sat in the shed by the greenhouse, she then persisted in the rubbing of my leg and offering me vodka, I Didn't mind at the time as she is a milf and I was not aware that it was my girlfriends mother anyway we pretty much fucked for a while, when we were finished I left the shed first and my cousin Jack said "Where the fuck have you been" I just replied I felt sick, As we were leaving Olivia's mother came out the shed and he just said, "Oh" I said please dont tell olivia(As I have done this for him several times), He Just kept saying "Fuck, Fuck" I just said what, And he said you do know who that is don't you, I said No why? He said "I'm sorry man but you just fucked your girlfriends mum" I almost fainted and said please don't tell anyone.

A few week's later having broke up from Olivia anyway I receive a phone call to meet Amanda (The Milf), We went to star buck's and I said What is it? She just said your sure your 16, I replied yes, Why & she tell's me she Is pregnant and had only slept with me for the past few week's.

How the fuck do I tell my parent's, please, I'm really fucking scared.
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Well you're sure as hell going to have a really pissed off Daughter-in-law. Just embrace that you're totally fucked.
 
Say that you and oliva were chilling having drinks and her mom slipped a drug in your drink and then raped you.
 
I guess I'll step up and give actual advice. Don't lie. Easiest way to get in trouble. Ask the mother to put it up for adoption. DO NOT ABORT THE BABY. For the love of God, don't. You will regret it forever. Man, just tell your parents you weren't fully 'there' when it happened
 
You've got a long life ahead of you. You don't wanna ruin it with something like this.
This is one of the few times where I see abortion as an option. But a better way to do it is just put the baby up for adoption (like Cabbage said).

Try to hold off telling your parents until you and her make a final decision on what you're going to do with the baby. If you're lucky, you may not need to tell them at all.
But whatever you do, just don't be stupid and lie to them about it. If they find out that you lied, it'll just make things worse.
It's not considered lying if you don't tell them though.

Best of luck to you. You're going to need it.
 
That's the worst thing you've ever done in your life
dude and I would suggest to you by apologizing it to your parents about it. This is only the best kind of thing that I can help you with it to
be honest and best of luck to you indeed my friend.
 
Wow bro. I could not imagine if this happened to me. Damn. I think Cabbage gave great advice. For the love of God though, DO NOT abort the baby. It never had a choice to be there or not. So give it a chance at least. Adoption is the best option.
 
Tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
 
You messed up bad, tell the honest truth and you will feel alot better once its off your shoulders.
 
Don't tell the truth as it will complicate the solution. "Sometimes truth is not good enough"-Dark Knight Rises . Best option would be to convince her to abort or you will be making headlines for local newspaper. Good Luck.
 
What you do is you go to court and tell them you were sexually raped by a person over the age of 18 and you were under influence so you weren't in a proper state of mind. Thus this will make you not pay child support forever and you will receive around $300k-400k in a lawsuit. Congratulations, oh and also I'm sorry for what happened. And I know you might be feeling sad because your first child was with a person you barely know... Anyways I feel you and good luck.
 
I have never been in this type of situation before but the only thing i can say is be honest and dont abort the baby
 
Fend said:
Say that you and oliva were chilling having drinks and her mom slipped a drug in your drink and then raped you.
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Smart guy right here^^^^^^^^^^^
 
Just say she couldnt resist you and forced you to fuck her and you didnt want to hurt her. :p
 
CRATE said:
Tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
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Yea, we should also get kid cudi to sing at his funeral when his parents kill him :p
 
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