Official joke thread.

I will be taking over this thread.

what's the difference between @illegal and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull out the meat.
 
What do you call a black priest?

Holy shit.
 
What do you call a white person covered in peanut butter?
Peanut Butter Cracker!

No? Okay. It took like 20+ minutes to think of this.
 
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for 2000 years?

Church


GG, see you in hell.
 
What's black and yellow and makes you laugh?

A bus full of negros going off a cliff.
 
*Knock Knock* Who's there? THE SWAT! GET ON THE GROUND!!
 
What do you call someone who has an imaginary friend? Crazy
What do you call a group of people who have an imaginary friend? Religious
 
Re: RE: Official joke thread.

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What do you call someone who has an imaginary friend? Crazy
What do you call a group of people who have an imaginary friend? Religious
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What do you call a book club thats been stuck on the same book for 2000 years?

Church
 
How does a black woman tell when shes pregnet?


When she takes the tampon out the cottons already picked.




LOLOLOL
 
^^^ Damn, shots fired @┣▇▇═─ LOL
 
What do you call @"┣▇▇═─ "?

Nothing. You don't call him.
 
Women joke:

2 women sitting at a table quietly
 
Well, linking this thread to someone is a brilliant way to offend them, if nothing else.
 
The joke word of the day is budweiser.
Your girlfriend has a nice ass, budweiser face so ugly?
 
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