Official joke thread.

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I will be taking over this thread.

what's the difference between @illegal and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull out the meat.
 

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What do you call a black priest?

Holy shit.
 

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What do you call a white person covered in peanut butter?
Peanut Butter Cracker!

No? Okay. It took like 20+ minutes to think of this.
 

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for 2000 years?

Church


GG, see you in hell.
 

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What's black and yellow and makes you laugh?

A bus full of negros going off a cliff.
 

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? THE SWAT! GET ON THE GROUND!!
 

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What do you call someone who has an imaginary friend? Crazy
What do you call a group of people who have an imaginary friend? Religious
 

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Re: RE: Official joke thread.

Amp said:
What do you call someone who has an imaginary friend? Crazy
What do you call a group of people who have an imaginary friend? Religious
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What do you call a book club thats been stuck on the same book for 2000 years?

Church
 

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How does a black woman tell when shes pregnet?


When she takes the tampon out the cottons already picked.




LOLOLOL
 

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^^^ Damn, shots fired @┣▇▇═─ LOL
 

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What do you call @"┣▇▇═─ "?

Nothing. You don't call him.
 

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Women joke:

2 women sitting at a table quietly
 

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Well, linking this thread to someone is a brilliant way to offend them, if nothing else.
 

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The joke word of the day is budweiser.
Your girlfriend has a nice ass, budweiser face so ugly?
 
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