Official joke thread.

This is a very interesting item you have for sale here. Good luck with sales
 
Vouch for this user, stole my virginity.
 
I was gonna make a joke about the 76ers, but their team is already enough of one.
 
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
 
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
 
Hell, I'm new to this forum so if this is an Inappropriate joke could someone message me (Preferably non trolls) and let me know.

This jokes from my favorite comedian Jimmy Carr

They say there's safety in numbers, tell that to 6 million Jews!

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Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Nevermind it's too cheesy.
 

Those were some of the most fucked up jokes of all time. Lmfao

(I don't really think this is grave digging because it is already at the top)
 
I would like to share a joke with you all.

Q. What do you call a man without testicles?

@Color
 
I would like to share a joke with you all.

Q. What do you call crystal clear urine?

A. 1080pee
 
The story. "Hey son, yes dad? Do you know what they call white people whe they die? I don't know dad what do they call them? Well you see son, when a white person dies they become Angels with wings and fly too heaven. Now do you know what what they call black babies when they die. Nope I don't know that one either. There called bats!

Hahahah sorry it's a terrible joke but this was the only one I know that anyone hasnt posted
 
Dunk said:
You can't say happiness without penis.

(Say it out loud) C:
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I will never think of the word "happiness" the same ever again. lol
 
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