Alright so about 9 Months ago, when me and my current girlfriend started dating, I would go to her house and we would hang out and sometimes wrestle. I don't know if that is normal or whatever, but after one time of wrestling with her my knees were quite red. So, After i went home i was laying in bed and my Mother comes in and asks me why my knees are so red and I tell her that it is from carpet burn. My mother leaves my room, goes to my dad, and they both come in. My dad immediately says " So son...... Mom tells me you're not a virgin anymore"