Pawnstars Thread

[Neptune]

In this thread we will be fantasizing pawnstars. You pretend to bring in an item and we will have a conversation about the item. I will use a different picture of an employee after every item is bought/sold.

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years, you never know what is gonna come through that door.

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[Shift]

I have a rusty dildo once used by osama bin laden, its authentic i have video proof how much can i get for it ?

 

[Neptune]

I have a rusty dildo once used by osama bin laden, its authentic i have video proof how much can i get for it ?

Would you like to pawn it or sell it?

 

[Shift]

Would you like to pawn it or sell it?

I would like to sell it because i got a new one.

 

[Neptune]

I would like to sell it because i got a new one.

Hi, I'm Mark, nice to meet you. This weapon was in fact used during 9/11. It does has a little bit of wear and tear on it, because of the rust. This is worth about 10 Koins retail price.

My buddy Mark is an expert in these items, as he uses them himself. I'll give you 2 Koins for it. I have to display it and I gotta make a profit man.

 

[Shift]

Hi, I'm Mark, nice to meet you. This weapon was in fact used during 9/11. It does has a little bit of wear and tear on it, because of the rust. This is worth about 10 Koins retail price.

My buddy Mark is an expert in these items, as he uses them himself. I'll give you 2 Koins for it. I have to display it and I gotta make a profit man.

What if i told you Osama used this before he died and as you can see it still has a bit of dried "liquid" on it

 

[Neptune]

What if i told you Osama used this before he died and as you can see it still has a bit of dried "liquid" on it

My buddy Mark didn't see any dry liquids, otherwise he would have pointed it out. I think you just spit on it. I'll go up to a whopping 4 koins, that's all I can do.

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[Shift]

My buddy Mark didn't see any dry liquids, otherwise he would have pointed it out. I think you just spit on it. I'll go up to a whopping 4 koins, that's all I can do.

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No thanks ill just take it home and shove it up my ass.

 

[Morgue]

This shit made me laugh so hard omg omg funny as fuck !

 

[Coder]

Hello, today I have brought in a old crusty tampon used by Paris Hilton. How much can I get for it?

 

[Sector]

Hello, today I have brought in a old crusty tampon used by Paris Hilton. How much can I get for it?

Get the hell out of my pawn shop.

 

[Coder]

Get the hell out of my pawn shop.

What if I let you try it on first? yes? no?

 

[Diverse]

This show is just the greatest

The idea is pretty cool !

 

[Its Envious.]

LMFAO. Sector, you just made my day! Oh my fucking god lmao!

 

[Mike]

I was prank calling them non stop for around a week and then a few weeks later an episode came out with them talking about prank calls

 

[TaylorCTU]

Thread of the week. This show is annoying they rip people off and act like they are doing people a favor.