Penis stuck in zipper

Brett

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WTF HELP. What do i do. who do i call????
 
1) Grab a knife
2) Cut off your penis
3) ?????
4) Profit.

Can't get your penis stuck in your zipper if you don't have one. ;P
 
Sanctuary said:
1) Grab a knife
2) Cut off your penis
3) ?????
4) Profit.

Can't get your penis stuck in your zipper if you don't have one. ;P
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Vouch

Sanc knows this stuff from personal experience.
 
Brett said:
I vouch for my penis. Its in the zipper
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I saw some video about that happening to people

I guess the navy made a tool to get dicks outta zippers and now hospitals carry them

My condolences to your penis and its fellow foreskin, sir
 
Tragic said:
I saw some video about that happening to people

I guess the navy made a tool to get dicks outta zippers and now hospitals carry them

My condolences to your penis and its fellow foreskin, sir
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Why the fuck would someone invent a tool to get Peni(Plural of penis) Out of zippers? They guy must have done it like 5 times and been like " FUCK IT, THAT'S THE LAST STRAW"
 
Brett said:
Why the fuck would someone invent a tool to get Peni(Plural of penis) Out of zippers? They guy must have done it like 5 times and been like " FUCK IT, THAT'S THE LAST STRAW"
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I was wondering the same thing lmao
I guess Navy dicks tend to get stuck in zippers and they got tired of seeing pieces of foreskin

Damn I forget what the video was called, but it was funny as shit
 
Tragic said:
I was wondering the same thing lmao
I guess Navy dicks tend to get stuck in zippers and they got tired of seeing pieces of foreskin

Damn I forget what the video was called, but it was funny as shit
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I AM SO DONE THERE IS A VIDEO HAHAHA, IS IT LIKE A HOW TO?
 
Tragic said:
If I remember correctly, it was like a mini ass documentary lmaoo
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I have to find this video and send it to everyone just in case
 
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