Penis stuck in zipper

Sanctuary said:

1) Grab a knife
2) Cut off your penis
3) ?????
4) Profit.

Can't get your penis stuck in your zipper if you don't have one. ;P

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Tragic said:

You will have to go to the hospital if you're serious lol

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Brett said:

I vouch for my penis. Its in the zipper

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Tragic said:

I saw some video about that happening to people

I guess the navy made a tool to get dicks outta zippers and now hospitals carry them

My condolences to your penis and its fellow foreskin, sir

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Brett said:

Why the fuck would someone invent a tool to get Peni(Plural of penis) Out of zippers? They guy must have done it like 5 times and been like " FUCK IT, THAT'S THE LAST STRAW"

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Tragic said:

I was wondering the same thing lmao
I guess Navy dicks tend to get stuck in zippers and they got tired of seeing pieces of foreskin

Damn I forget what the video was called, but it was funny as shit

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Brett said:

I AM SO DONE THERE IS A VIDEO HAHAHA, IS IT LIKE A HOW TO?

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Tragic said:

If I remember correctly, it was like a mini ass documentary lmaoo

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