Here you can post your favorite Funny, Corny, Good, Bad, Love, Cheesy, Naughty Pick-up lines... :Cool:
Try to tell it to your GF/BF, Friends or[/font] Wife/Husband
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Boy: Am I dead, Angel?
Girl: Huh??? Why?
Boy: Cause this must be heaven! :Woot:
Girl: Is your name Gillette?
Boy: No, why?
Girl: B'Coz you're the best a man can get. :Love:
Boy: Hey baby...
Girl: What?
Boy: You're like a light switch...
Girl: Why?
Boy: B'coz every time I see you, you turn me on! :Love:
Boy: You're like a Pringles.
Girl: oh yeah.. Why?
Boy: B'coz once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya. :Scary-Smile:
Boy: You are like a candy bar...
Girl: Really, :Ohhhh: why?
Boy: B'coz your half sweet and half nuts. :Laugh:
Girl: :Blush: Is your name Summer?
Boy: Nope, why?
Girl: Cause you are as hot as HELL. :Alien:
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1. "Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"
2. "I'm good at math, U+I=69"
3. "Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?"
4. "If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town."
5. "You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!"