Post a Quote?

[Unicorn]

I'm going to post some quotes that maybe different then what you would of heard or read before.

They are not the best, but funny and i thought I'd share..

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Anything you say will be held against you. ... "tits"

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay.

Hope you like some of them.

 

[Loyal]

Hey, tits are the best

Because tits

Im gay

 

[Darkness1]

YOLO

I couldn't think of anything and was too lazy to go google one.

 

[Pacino]

Find them, fuck them, leave them.

Rien ne se crée, rien ne se perd, tout se transforme.

Use Google translate for the French quote above.

 

[Unicorn]

Thanks for the reply and i love that French quote.

 

[Pacino]

Thanks for the reply and i love that French quote.

It was said by a French chemist called Lavoisier, he was talking about chemical equations but it actually goes true with everything.

 

[Art]

My life is a game, a very serious game.

 

[Brian]

Food always tastes better when someone else is paying.