Problem, my asshole smells?

[The SM Legend]

Okay, so today I got home from work, took my clothes off, and plopped on my bed.

I scratched my ass, and i noticed, it was REALLY ITCHY. So i continue to scratch my cheeks. My dog scared me, and of course, I managed to fingerbang my asshole with my finger. I took it out, smelled it and realized.. It smells really bad!

Is it normal my butthole smells like poop? Been worried for months now, I check it frequently and it just stanks.

Please leave feedback, this is obviously a legitimate concern.

 

[Flippy]

No, I recommend making an appointment with your family doctor as soon as possible.

 

[The SM Legend]

No, I recommend making an appointment with your family doctor as soon as possible.

I thought so.. Last time they just told me to get out before they call the police. But I'll try once again tomorrow.

 

[Kik]

Might want to put in spamming and trolling. But finger banned your asshole made me laugh so hard hahahahahahahha

 

[The SM Legend]

Might want to put in spamming and trolling. But finger banned your asshole made me laugh so hard hahahahahahahha

As stated on the bottom, this is serious.

Please no jokes.

Smelly wet assholes are not a laughing matter.

 

[Chase]

I don't know mines the same way trying putting some soap up there while you shower

 

[ƘЧLE]

This was funny, If I were you I would go and wash it

 

[Color]

This isn't normal, Josh. You may want to quit putting things up there that don't belong.

 

[Titus]

just Febreze it and move on, dont look back

 

[Nike]

its means youre gay.
srsly look it up

 

[Exist]

It's your asshole... it's not going to smell like sunshine & daisies... But if it smells putrid, then you gotta problem. Idk.

 

[Sarcasm]

Well Josh it seems like a personal problem. This is also weirdest thread I've seen and go get that checked out

 

[Dunk]

I got two solutions
1. You need to stop visiting tacobell.
2. You need to stop fingerbanging your asshole infront of your dog and shower.
Hope this works out.

 

[Painkiller]

Just another very HQ post from @SinisterINC

 

[Pandas]

I'd say actually wash your arse after you shit. Good day.

 

[climax]

This can be a sign of nervous'ness or being anxious , are you feeling nervous or anxious at any times?

 

[Yotsuba]

I heard if you shove a bar of soap up there, it'll fix within 5 minutes.

 

[Trojan]

Fake, blacks don't have jobs.

 

[cas]

Stick a cylinder shaped candle up your ass, the warmth from your insides will slowly melt the candle which will coat around you, thus, smelling like "Hawaiian breeze"

 

[The SM Legend]

UPDATE: My ass still leaks of stench.

I put peanut butter in there and made my dog eat it, and it just made it smell like moldy sandwiches.

Ugh, shit sucks man.