If you want to you can read. I am just going to post random stuff in this.
Some stuff was on FB, some just stuff I found randomly.
Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No. Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No. Teacher: Then there isn't a God! Student: Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Oh ok so you have no brain?" The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence
Greatest man in history, named Jesus, had no servants, yet they called him Master. Had no degree, yet they called him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called him Healer. He had no army, yet kings feared him. He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him..... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
One time an elephant told a camel "Hey how come you have boobs on your back" and the camel said "well that sounds kinda funny coming from someone who has a dick for a nose"
Dont say "ily" it could mean "im leaving you" "I like you" or even worse "I loved you"!
I consider myself a crayon..I might not be your favorite color, but one day youre going to need me to complete your picture.
Gay? He had a girlfriend. Ugly? Millions of girls think he's the hottest guy alive, and he's on million of posters everywhere. Weak? Broke his foot on stage and carried on singing. Heartless? Listen to "pray". Unsuccesful? 17 years old, 29 songs, 4 albumsx, 9 music videos, 2 movie, 3 books, 20 awards, 2 tours, 86 shows, 400 million fans. LIKE if you have respect for Justin Bieber.
That girl you think is too clingy? Her parents abandoned her. That girl who wears all that makeup? She wa sin car crash when she was little and tries to hide the scars. That girl who is always annoyingly happy? She cries herself to sleep at night. That 'nerd'? Lives with an alcoholic single mom and needs the scholarship. That rich chick? Lives in a trailer and shops at goodwill. Dont Judge.
anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree."
Life is a thin bridge piled with pain, just waiting to collapse.
Some stuff was on FB, some just stuff I found randomly.
Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No. Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No. Teacher: Then there isn't a God! Student: Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Oh ok so you have no brain?" The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence
Greatest man in history, named Jesus, had no servants, yet they called him Master. Had no degree, yet they called him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called him Healer. He had no army, yet kings feared him. He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him..... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
One time an elephant told a camel "Hey how come you have boobs on your back" and the camel said "well that sounds kinda funny coming from someone who has a dick for a nose"
Dont say "ily" it could mean "im leaving you" "I like you" or even worse "I loved you"!
I consider myself a crayon..I might not be your favorite color, but one day youre going to need me to complete your picture.
Gay? He had a girlfriend. Ugly? Millions of girls think he's the hottest guy alive, and he's on million of posters everywhere. Weak? Broke his foot on stage and carried on singing. Heartless? Listen to "pray". Unsuccesful? 17 years old, 29 songs, 4 albumsx, 9 music videos, 2 movie, 3 books, 20 awards, 2 tours, 86 shows, 400 million fans. LIKE if you have respect for Justin Bieber.
That girl you think is too clingy? Her parents abandoned her. That girl who wears all that makeup? She wa sin car crash when she was little and tries to hide the scars. That girl who is always annoyingly happy? She cries herself to sleep at night. That 'nerd'? Lives with an alcoholic single mom and needs the scholarship. That rich chick? Lives in a trailer and shops at goodwill. Dont Judge.
anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree."
Life is a thin bridge piled with pain, just waiting to collapse.