Rap Battle Me

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Who thinks they can beat me in a rap battle?

10 lines, one reply per person. I will reply to everyone who thinks they can beat me.​
 
Nigga Have u seen me with the hands
Yo mamma traded your house for a couple rubber bands
I see you in the streets saying you ball
But I looked at your bands- a few ones and that's all
Face the facts, you're ugly as fuck
You post pics on Instagram lookin like a duck
You pull up in a Honda without a ho
I got 3 bitches in that yellow lambo
Now I'm off, cuz that life is what I'm about
Talk more shit with your white ass, ima pull that 30 out

That's all I got. Get @ me bitch
 
BasedGod said:
Nigga Have u seen me with the hands
Yo mamma traded your house for a couple rubber bands
I see you in the streets saying you ball
But I looked at your bands- a few ones and that's all
Face the facts, you're ugly as fuck
You post pics on Instagram lookin like a duck
You pull up in a Honda without a ho
I got 3 bitches in that yellow lambo
Now I'm off, cuz that life is what I'm about
Talk more shit with your white ass, ima pull that 30 out

That's all I got. Get @ me bitch

My name is addiction, yours is BasedGod
Which is ironic, cos im everything your god is based off,
You sit in your moms basement, stuffing your face with crackers
while im upstairs, fucking your sister and ill maybe bitchslap her.
Your a no life, sad little worthless chubby waste,
with a belly that hangs low so your cocks trapped underneath your waist.
6 lines in, and ive already one this battle,
come on dude, your up shits creek without a paddle.
With my last two lines i only have this to say,
Your officially the shittest rap battler on FK.
 
Damn. I'm going again bitch give me a sec
 
All you whack rappers tryna spit rhymes
watch me rewind lines come back and slap this so called father of time
Addiction is addicting get it A DICK thing? gay puns as this track spun
I spit rhymes to watch your reactions antihistamines as I crack one
I need at least 3 valium and a happy meal for me to be able to sit still
I need to retire from this rap game, hang up the towel or drown in my fame
Ill always be a legend just blazing in the marijuana fog but who can contend with this so called rap god?
 
Slim Shady said:
All you whack rappers tryna spit rhymes
watch me rewind lines come back and slap this so called father of time
Addiction is addicting get it A DICK thing? gay puns as this track spun
I spit rhymes to watch your reactions antihistamines as I crack one
I need at least 3 valium and a happy meal for me to be able to sit still
I need to retire from this rap game, hang up the towel or drown in my fame
Ill always be a legend just blazing in the marijuana fog but who can contend with this so called rap god?

Slim shady? bitch don't make me laugh, your name isnt slim its marshall math-
ers, dont be embarrassed, its okay to be a bum, a puny skinny "shoulda been swallowed" shot of cum,
click clack, wait what the fuck was that? nope it wasnt you bustin a 9
just me, breaking your back.
I school wack MC's and show them how its done,
Funny though, when i see you, you always run.
Marijuana? bitch you dont blaze fat doobies,
you blaze on big fat cocks cos your terrified of boobies.
Biaaaaaaatch
 
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