Rap Battles lets hear your freestyles

I was recently looking around the net and i have seen a lot of people having some rap battles. Lets see what people here have for skills.

here is mine

your rappin with no heat no beat
you cant even stand up on yo on 2 feet
you got no style
you cant even keep it going for a lil while
go check your phone no calls
look in your pants no balls
your head in the clouds
get out of the crowd
lets hear the fake skills
show me the bills
you cant even give me the chills

I'll verse somebody in a microphone rap battle. Either post here or pm me and I'll verse you in a battle over a microphone.

Oh please cover your mouth spitting like if it's butter
am dropping pound's on you but you ain't lifting
sure enough your not even gifted
am all uplifted I'm all real but look at you you're wearing jeans that are fake
I bet you copied and pasted man you wasted
am smoking you like if you were oxygen
but again this is the end of the game

Good luck against that.

Wrote this the other night:

Mr. zone nix
pocket full sticks
twist em up light up grape flavored trix
got it in the back with the back full a vicks
visine for my eyes cause i'm lookin kinda sick
pop the pills sip it up better get ya fix
flip the z's overnight steady gettin rich

errybody see the man working overnight
while the rest of these bitches got it lookin like a fight
black and blue pop it off red lookin bitch
better watcha back for ya end up in a ditch
right the wrong play this song 3mg by night
i'm not trying to be a hero but i gotta set it right

may not be the best but the best is not forever
while I'm flippin pounds.. i'm steady gettin clever
university life college is the best
said it all said it all better than the rest

whatch it all pass by bullet to the chest
never thought i'd change
old life laid to rest
make money make grades steady gettin old
when i never seem to follow it
motos too bold

my old friends not hearing from me
write me off write me off
end the freaking story

Because im form the netherlands, I can't freestyle in english, because it just doesnt fit good, in dutch language I can and people know.

This isn't rap, it's more suited to be classed as poetry;
Writing sentences that rhyme has never really appealed to me;
Mainly since most of it consists of faggotry;
and bad grammar;
Making me want to re-enact the whole scene;
from 3 kids and 1 hammer.

And for the record, you can't "hear" text.

I expected to see reordered freestyles with "lets hear your freestyles" in the title thread My offer still stands though.

Roobik said:

I expected to see reordered freestyles with "lets hear your freestyles" in the title thread My offer still stands though.

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I'm uploading mine to youtube soon, Roobik. I'll mic battle you for sure.

Here is one I recorded back in December:

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJaR64ewLHE&feature=channel_video_title[/video]

Phreak said:

Roobik said:

I expected to see reordered freestyles with "lets hear your freestyles" in the title thread My offer still stands though.

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I'm uploading mine to youtube soon, Roobik. I'll mic battle you for sure.

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[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXAmCdXcZto[/video]

I can make freestyles only in Greek..

GameOver said:

I can make freestyles only in Greek..

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Haha do it and I will translate it out. You seem like someone I would like to hear freestyle. :wink: