tl;dr I ramble like a retard sorry
So I impressed myself twice today on my ability to read females quick, I'm def getting better, my game was on straight auto pilot. So in the hopes this helps some of you, I'll break it down for you guys. Hope it helps.
So I met this chick in person for the first time today, aw man she is so fuckin hot, weighs 100 lbs, blonde, cute face. Shit her pics don't do her any justice.
Well I tried to kiss her and got shut down, she said somethin like "I don't kiss guys the first time I meet them", I'm thinkin bullshit you're a slut and I know it. I threw some shit her way as a result said basically "So you'll show me your tits on webcam, but not kiss me"? Bullshit was what came out of her mouth, she said basically well "they're just skin", I retaliated with "yeah so are *touches her lips* those", I said her argument was shit (in a light hearted joking manner). Ok I'm rambling like a retard again. Back on point... I touched her lips to confirm to myself I still have her in my palm. She didn't freak out or show any signs of disgust at that. She's just tryna play hard to get. Daddy ain't gonna have that, I won't text her for a bit, haven't decided how long yet. She needs to be punished.
After I departed I stopped off at a gas station to charge my phone at an outlet. Quickly notice a cute girl workin there, now keep in mind I'm dressed to impress today, I got the raybans on, bluetooth in my ear (bitches love bluetooth, that shit says $$$, you're well connected, and you're on point), some nice expensive shoes, and a sublime shirt. All this shit says "Cool, fun, chill, but still on point".
She read it right how I wanted.
I ask her to watch my phone for me, after she saw me plugging it in and asked if I needed help.
I'm chillin watchin TV, waitin on my phone to charge. I notice that cute ass wiggle right on by, she's carryin some boxes to the back. I'm wondering "is she tryin to get my attention". As if to verify my thoughts, she comes walkin back (I'm watchin tv but watchin her out of my peripherals, I don't want her to know I'm payin attention or she's gonna be on to my game, and this next bit wouldn't of been so easy "give your enemy the illusion of control") she walks back realllly slow, and stop and looks at the TV and what I'm watchin, not once but twice, and she does this maybe 3ft away from me.
Alright, I know I got her, I chill for a bit knowin she'll make another move. Their customers start leavin and she starts to clean up and wipe down the table in front of me (she did this table first, she's anxious, and excited) I say somethin to her "hey is it just me or is this day going really slow", and as if to verify my analysis, I don't think I even finished my sentence before she jerked her head up and made eye contact with me. We chat for few mins. Small talk, she mentions money and bills a few times. Gold digger? Oh yeah, she fell into my money trap, mentioned how little everyone tipped her today, money money. This bitch is dumb, why would I be charging my phone in a gas station if I had much money? Only reasons are 1: I don't have a car charger. 2: My cars outlet is broken (that's the one).
Now hey you might be thinkin "maybe Bit is wrong" shit you're right, at this point I could be, I don't have enough info to know this, not yet.
Here comes the pickup, I go grab my phone, wait on her to come out of the back "hey thanks for watchin my phone" "no prob" "hey speakin of phones can I get your number, you seem pretty chill" (I chose this line because 1: it sets me up to ask her for her number without lookin like I had that in mind, and keepin my interest level low, which plays into my hand, phone number is related to phones obviously. 2: it makes me look polite, and that I am a reciprocating person)"she acts kind of disinterested hesitates for a second, I know she thinks she has game, but I am one step ahead, then she says "I don't think my bf would like that, but I'm always cool for friends", then to try and validate that she asks the other girl if she wants a new friend (I never spoke to her, she knows she doesn't give a fuck about me, but she wants to SELL that LIE to ME)
Now, I know the type of piece of shit she is, I tell her my name "I'm Jon" "I'm Ariel, haha that's my bf's name" (Now this could be a lie, considering Jon/John is a very common name, still though the odds of that are only maybe 10%, I presume she is lying).
She writes her # down, despite the fact I had my phone out to put it in, she's not very observant, and over anxious. She doesn't want to fuck me though, she wants to MARRY me.
Fuck this hoe, this is how she dies.
1: I will wait a month to text her. 2. I will take like 8 hours to reply to each of her messages. 3: I will stalk her ass on facebook, and get all the info I can about her and use it all to my advantage.
So there you guys have it. Two chicks, easily read, easily played.
Plant the seeds ~ Fuck the seeds - Seth Rogen.
So I impressed myself twice today on my ability to read females quick, I'm def getting better, my game was on straight auto pilot. So in the hopes this helps some of you, I'll break it down for you guys. Hope it helps.
So I met this chick in person for the first time today, aw man she is so fuckin hot, weighs 100 lbs, blonde, cute face. Shit her pics don't do her any justice.
Well I tried to kiss her and got shut down, she said somethin like "I don't kiss guys the first time I meet them", I'm thinkin bullshit you're a slut and I know it. I threw some shit her way as a result said basically "So you'll show me your tits on webcam, but not kiss me"? Bullshit was what came out of her mouth, she said basically well "they're just skin", I retaliated with "yeah so are *touches her lips* those", I said her argument was shit (in a light hearted joking manner). Ok I'm rambling like a retard again. Back on point... I touched her lips to confirm to myself I still have her in my palm. She didn't freak out or show any signs of disgust at that. She's just tryna play hard to get. Daddy ain't gonna have that, I won't text her for a bit, haven't decided how long yet. She needs to be punished.
After I departed I stopped off at a gas station to charge my phone at an outlet. Quickly notice a cute girl workin there, now keep in mind I'm dressed to impress today, I got the raybans on, bluetooth in my ear (bitches love bluetooth, that shit says $$$, you're well connected, and you're on point), some nice expensive shoes, and a sublime shirt. All this shit says "Cool, fun, chill, but still on point".
She read it right how I wanted.
I ask her to watch my phone for me, after she saw me plugging it in and asked if I needed help.
I'm chillin watchin TV, waitin on my phone to charge. I notice that cute ass wiggle right on by, she's carryin some boxes to the back. I'm wondering "is she tryin to get my attention". As if to verify my thoughts, she comes walkin back (I'm watchin tv but watchin her out of my peripherals, I don't want her to know I'm payin attention or she's gonna be on to my game, and this next bit wouldn't of been so easy "give your enemy the illusion of control") she walks back realllly slow, and stop and looks at the TV and what I'm watchin, not once but twice, and she does this maybe 3ft away from me.
Alright, I know I got her, I chill for a bit knowin she'll make another move. Their customers start leavin and she starts to clean up and wipe down the table in front of me (she did this table first, she's anxious, and excited) I say somethin to her "hey is it just me or is this day going really slow", and as if to verify my analysis, I don't think I even finished my sentence before she jerked her head up and made eye contact with me. We chat for few mins. Small talk, she mentions money and bills a few times. Gold digger? Oh yeah, she fell into my money trap, mentioned how little everyone tipped her today, money money. This bitch is dumb, why would I be charging my phone in a gas station if I had much money? Only reasons are 1: I don't have a car charger. 2: My cars outlet is broken (that's the one).
Now hey you might be thinkin "maybe Bit is wrong" shit you're right, at this point I could be, I don't have enough info to know this, not yet.
Here comes the pickup, I go grab my phone, wait on her to come out of the back "hey thanks for watchin my phone" "no prob" "hey speakin of phones can I get your number, you seem pretty chill" (I chose this line because 1: it sets me up to ask her for her number without lookin like I had that in mind, and keepin my interest level low, which plays into my hand, phone number is related to phones obviously. 2: it makes me look polite, and that I am a reciprocating person)"she acts kind of disinterested hesitates for a second, I know she thinks she has game, but I am one step ahead, then she says "I don't think my bf would like that, but I'm always cool for friends", then to try and validate that she asks the other girl if she wants a new friend (I never spoke to her, she knows she doesn't give a fuck about me, but she wants to SELL that LIE to ME)
Now, I know the type of piece of shit she is, I tell her my name "I'm Jon" "I'm Ariel, haha that's my bf's name" (Now this could be a lie, considering Jon/John is a very common name, still though the odds of that are only maybe 10%, I presume she is lying).
She writes her # down, despite the fact I had my phone out to put it in, she's not very observant, and over anxious. She doesn't want to fuck me though, she wants to MARRY me.
Fuck this hoe, this is how she dies.
1: I will wait a month to text her. 2. I will take like 8 hours to reply to each of her messages. 3: I will stalk her ass on facebook, and get all the info I can about her and use it all to my advantage.
So there you guys have it. Two chicks, easily read, easily played.
Plant the seeds ~ Fuck the seeds - Seth Rogen.
