Dearest Backwoods:
My fleshlight broke at the same time as my electric razor. I only have enough money to replace one or the other, not both. I miss the relationship I shared with fleshy, but my neckbeard is growing out of control. What do I do?
Best regards,
- Lonely
In all seriousness, thank you for offering others guidance in their personal relationships. To hoard unspilled knowledge is to be obsolete, but to be wise is the sharing of knowledge to the benefit of others. That is how you make a difference with the life you've been given - to have an impact on the life of another.