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Krish

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I just got offered a free meal by the manager of Wendy's.

Free.

Any thing I want, as long as its 1 checkout its free. This may be something minor to British people, but this is a big deal for Americans. I can finally say I've reached Nirvana and have met budda there! This is like Jesus Christ coming down from wherever he is and saying "Yo my nigga, merry Krishmas".

Because of this single event that's filled me with such joy, I'm going to start my own religion.

Krishtianity.

JOIN NOW AND YOU WILL BE NOTICED BY @SENPAI

I'll be having the best Philosophers on FK write the contents of the book, @Shock, and @Shock

I'll be morphing the "Pope" System of Christianity and turning into the new never before seen, "Pimp" System.

Here's a quick preview of the contents of the first part, Shoutout to @Militia
nYzgFLM.png


Let me know what you guys think of this religion. Now that Asians are plotting a civil war in Iraq, I feel this is needed.

Simply reply asking to join this religious group and you will be accepted, as our lord and    Savior, Wendy's does not decline any customers.
"Quality Is Our Recipe"- The Redhead Bitch herself, Wendy.

ROSTER
THE RED HEAD HOLY LORD QUEEN BITCH
WENDY

Founder
Krish

PIMP
@RAE

Krishtianity Followers

@Rae
@Senpai
@Shock
@Militia
@Ambien
@Worry

Fry Cook Swag Daddy Potato King of Krishtian Fries
@Sector
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I'm sure that somewhere In the world I can get a licence to make this a legitimate job of mine.
 
RE: Free Wendy's

Greatest religion I've ever seen, I would like to practice it.
 
Krish said:
I just got offered a free meal by the manager of Wendy's.

Free.

Any thing I want, as long as its 1 checkout its free. This may be something minor to British people, but this is a big deal for Americans. I can finally say I've reached Nirvana and have met budda there! This is like Jesus Christ coming down from wherever he is and saying "Yo my nigga, merry Krishmas".

Because of this single event that's filled me with such joy, I'm going to start my own religion.

Krishtianity.

I'll be having the best Philosophers on FK write the contents of the book, @Shock, and @Shock

I'll be morphing the "Pope" System of Christianity and turning into the new never before seen, "Pimp" System.

Here's a quick preview of the contents of the first part, Shoutout to @Militia
nYzgFLM.png


Let me know what you guys think of this religion. Now that Asians are plotting a civil war in Iraq, I feel this is needed.
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O Krishmas tree, O Krishmas tree
Such pleasure do you bring me
O Krishmas tree, O Krishmas tree
Such pleasure do you bring me
 
Krish said:
I just got offered a free meal by the manager of Wendy's.

Free.

Any thing I want, as long as its 1 checkout its free. This may be something minor to British people, but this is a big deal for Americans. I can finally say I've reached Nirvana and have met budda there! This is like Jesus Christ coming down from wherever he is and saying "Yo my nigga, merry Krishmas".

Because of this single event that's filled me with such joy, I'm going to start my own religion.

Krishtianity.

I'll be having the best Philosophers on FK write the contents of the book, @Shock, and @Shock

I'll be morphing the "Pope" System of Christianity and turning into the new never before seen, "Pimp" System.

Here's a quick preview of the contents of the first part, Shoutout to @Militia
nYzgFLM.png


Let me know what you guys think of this religion. Now that Asians are plotting a civil war in Iraq, I feel this is needed.

Simply reply asking to join this religious group and you will be accepted, as our lord and    Savior, Wendy's does not decline any customers.
"Quality Is Our Recipe"- The Redhead Bitch herself, Wendy.
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Last night my girl and I had sex two then we drove to Wendy's at midnight and we both got a Spicy Chicken Meal because they were out of Bacon for the baconator's. Does this place me at some holy status within Krishtianity? I can provide photos of myself and my girlfriend in order to prove she isn't some fat ass hoe too. Lmk.
 
ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS KRISHT.
 
Holy shit, you guys are great sports!

Divinitive said:
Last night my girl and I had sex two then we drove to Wendy's at midnight and we both got a Spicy Chicken Meal because they were out of Bacon for the baconator's. Does this place me at some holy status within Krishtianity? I can provide photos of myself and my girlfriend in order to prove she isn't some fat ass hoe too. Lmk.
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Record a video of both of you saying "Praise the holy bitch wendy", and you will become the Pimp of Krishtianity
 
Krish said:
Holy shit, you guys are great sports!


Record a video of both of you saying "Praise the holy bitch wendy", and you will become the Pimp of Krishtianity
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Alright. I will see her tomorrow at some point and I will tell her that she needs to say that in a video with me. Make me the Pimp while we wait, the video will be coming.
 
Divinitive said:
Alright. I will see her tomorrow at some point and I will tell her that she needs to say that in a video with me. Make me the Pimp while we wait, the video will be coming.
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If you do this it will be the greatest thing ever posted.
 
Potato Prophet Sector reporting for duty.
 
No one has called out the fact I'm starting and recruiting a bunch of guys who are on a site for buying usernames to my religion.... God bless Krishtianity.

Is @Wendy a person here? I'd feel like shit if she was.
 
Krish said:
No one has called out the fact I'm starting and recruiting a bunch of guys who are on a site for buying usernames to my religion.... God bless Krishtianity.

Is @Wendy a person here? I'd feel like shit if she was.
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I don't see the problem? We're money-making entrepreneurs that know about economics, I guess.

If buying and selling OG's counts.
 
Krishtian said:
@Krish , I believe I deserve pimp status ?
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You and @Divinitive might need to have a roast off for this...

Ofcourse @Divinitive still needs to make the video to be eligible.

Roastoff begins now for the title of Pimp. If @Divinitive wins and doesn't provide the video @Krishtian will win.
 
Krish said:
You and @Divinitive might need to have a roast off for this...

Ofcourse @Divinitive still needs to make the video to be eligible.

Roastoff begins now for the title of Pimp. If @Divinitive wins and doesn't provide the video @Krishtian will win.
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Why would you let this bitch ass onyx have pimp nigga I've devoted my whole FK account to this religion, and our lord and savior wendy.
 
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