Religion + Free Wendy's

Krish said:

I just got offered a free meal by the manager of Wendy's.

Free.

Any thing I want, as long as its 1 checkout its free. This may be something minor to British people, but this is a big deal for Americans. I can finally say I've reached Nirvana and have met budda there! This is like Jesus Christ coming down from wherever he is and saying "Yo my nigga, merry Krishmas".

Because of this single event that's filled me with such joy, I'm going to start my own religion.

Krishtianity.

I'll be having the best Philosophers on FK write the contents of the book, @Shock, and @Shock

I'll be morphing the "Pope" System of Christianity and turning into the new never before seen, "Pimp" System.

Here's a quick preview of the contents of the first part, Shoutout to @Militia


Let me know what you guys think of this religion. Now that Asians are plotting a civil war in Iraq, I feel this is needed.

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Krish said:

I just got offered a free meal by the manager of Wendy's.

Free.

Any thing I want, as long as its 1 checkout its free. This may be something minor to British people, but this is a big deal for Americans. I can finally say I've reached Nirvana and have met budda there! This is like Jesus Christ coming down from wherever he is and saying "Yo my nigga, merry Krishmas".

Because of this single event that's filled me with such joy, I'm going to start my own religion.

Krishtianity.

I'll be having the best Philosophers on FK write the contents of the book, @Shock, and @Shock

I'll be morphing the "Pope" System of Christianity and turning into the new never before seen, "Pimp" System.

Here's a quick preview of the contents of the first part, Shoutout to @Militia


Let me know what you guys think of this religion. Now that Asians are plotting a civil war in Iraq, I feel this is needed.

Simply reply asking to join this religious group and you will be accepted, as our lord and    Savior, Wendy's does not decline any customers.
"Quality Is Our Recipe"- The Redhead Bitch herself, Wendy.
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Divinitive said:

Last night my girl and I had sex two then we drove to Wendy's at midnight and we both got a Spicy Chicken Meal because they were out of Bacon for the baconator's. Does this place me at some holy status within Krishtianity? I can provide photos of myself and my girlfriend in order to prove she isn't some fat ass hoe too. Lmk.

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Krish said:

Holy shit, you guys are great sports!

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Record a video of both of you saying "Praise the holy bitch wendy", and you will become the Pimp of Krishtianity

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Divinitive said:

Alright. I will see her tomorrow at some point and I will tell her that she needs to say that in a video with me. Make me the Pimp while we wait, the video will be coming.

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Alaska said:

If you do this it will be the greatest thing ever posted.

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Krish said:

No one has called out the fact I'm starting and recruiting a bunch of guys who are on a site for buying usernames to my religion.... God bless Krishtianity.

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Is @Wendy a person here? I'd feel like shit if she was.

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Krishtian said:

@Krish , I believe I deserve pimp status ?

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Krishtian said:

@Krish , I believe I deserve pimp status ?

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Krish said:

You and @Divinitive might need to have a roast off for this...

Ofcourse @Divinitive still needs to make the video to be eligible.

Roastoff begins now for the title of Pimp. If @Divinitive wins and doesn't provide the video @Krishtian will win.

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