my buddy and i were ripped, we ended up smoking a couple more bowls before we went to his house, thinking his mom was asleep. i was just gonna crash there for the night. we go to his room and bring in pizza from earlier. he's laying in his bed and i'm standing at the end of his bed. we're eating pizza watching cheech and chong. well, his mom walked in and told us to turn that shit off and started going off. i wanted to be the good stoner friend, she was yelling at him for dirty dishes by his bed. i was taking them downstairs and washing them. she kicked me out of the house and tried taking me home. but i refused to tell her where i lived, ( i just started smoking weed, my parents would've known ) so she just dropped me off at the gas station down the stree from my crib. at this point it's probably 2 in the morning and i'm baked in a speedway bathroom pouring eyedrops in my eyes calling people trying to stay out because i couldnt go home. well, one of my buddies came and got me and said he was going to see a couple girls, i told him i'd just chill quietly. well fast forward we're at this girls housr in the basement and i slump in a recliner, i slept through them fucking on the couch across the room, about 30-45 minutes later he ended up taking me to get mcdonalds and took me home.
shit was crazy.
i actually have a couple funny good ones, but it'd be off topic of being scary