Sexist jokes

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So im bored, and i wanna know the best sexist joke they always seem to cheer me up :)
 
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


None, because they never change anything!
 
i know just a racist joke?


Why are aspirin white?



because they work.
 
Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive?
A: Cuz she is a Woman.

Q:Why do I like the WNBA?
A: Because I like woman and I like jokes.

J: My lesbian neighbors asked meh what I wanted 4 my bday.They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood me when i said "I Wanna Watch".
 
Irrational said:
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


None, because they never change anything!
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LOL best I have heard in a while :')
 
whats the difference between a blank piece of paper and a woman's rights?

nothing



why dont women need a license?

Because theres no road between the bedroom and the kitchen:p



Why dont women wear watches?

Because there is a clock on the stove



Why dont women wear shoes?

Because their feet are always under the stove
 
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
 
Jon said:
whats the difference between a blank piece of paper and a woman's rights?

nothing



why dont women need a license?

Because theres no road between the bedroom and the kitchen:p



Why dont women wear watches?

Because there is a clock on the stove



Why dont women wear shoes?

Because their feet are always under the stove
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first one was pretty funny.
rest are about the kitchen and those get old fast.
 
LOL Why dont women wear watches?

Spoiler (Click to Hide)
Because there is a clock on the stove

that is the funnyest joke i have ever heard. :p
 
How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottomof a pool
 
Hey said:
How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottomof a pool
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Wow that is like the oldest joke in the world :p
 
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
 
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for air and yelling your name?
You aren't holding the pillow long enough.
 
How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
 
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be hell.
 
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