SHIT

[volt]

so yesterday at school this hot girl "accidently" touched my dick she want to grab my phone from my hand for reasons unknown and she accidently hit my dick i had to act like nothing happened but that shit hurt like a bitch i was like OHMYGOD she acted like nothing happened but after when i started talking to her she started blushing and ran away its gonna be so awkward at school today

 

[Moon Knight]

Is that what love feels like?
Good luck at school!

 

[volt]

Is that what love feels like?
Good luck at school!

shes really hot but i dont personally have feelings for her hahaha but thanks

 

[Space Time]

Out of all the things that hasn't happened, this hasn't happened.

 

[volt]

Out of all the things that hasn't happened, this hasn't happened.

IM FUCKCING SERIOUS THIS DID HAPPEN YESTERDAY BUT SHE DIDNT MEAN TO DO IT ON PURPOSE

 

[Magnificent]

sounds like a middle school relationship. i remember accidentaly touching my girlfriend's tit once. lmao i was like FUCK lmao

 

[Space Time]

shes really hot but i dont personally have feelings for her hahaha but thanks

Damn thots start out very early nowadays.

 

[volt]

sounds like a middle school relationship. i remember accidentaly touching my girlfriend's tit once. lmao i was like FUCK lmao

im 14 lOOloo but SHE ISNT MY GIRLFRIEND WE'RE FRIENDS AND SHE LIKE FUCKING JABBED MY DICK IT HURT LIKE A BITCH

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Damn thots start out very early nowadays.

trutrutru mayb i should wear protection and just hit and run

 

[Siesta]

run after her into the bathroom, and tell her she did it wrong.
then put it in her mouth.
it works, trust me.

 

[Devil]

i guess youre not a virgin anymore gg

 

[Rare]

i guess youre not a virgin anymore gg

LOL
OT: LOLOLOL you're obviously the pussy destroyer at your school now

 

[Anime]

I remember in middle school I fucked this hot bitch. Then in high school I fucked my current girlfriend and still doing it till this day.

 

[O F]

Accidently slap her ass! #gg

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I remember in middle school I fucked this hot bitch. Then in high school I fucked my current girlfriend and still doing it till this day.

damn son, u havent fucked enough bitches...

 

[Anime]

Accidently slap her ass! #gg

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damn son, u havent fucked enough bitches...

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Nah I did. I'm just stuck with this one since 4 years ago. It's alright though.

 

[blast]

Accidently slap her ass! #gg

I agree, just grab a handful of that shit and play it cool. If she asks questions be like, thats what you get for grabbing my fun box yesterday. Then smirk and walk away. Swear shell be begging for your cock after school bro.

 

[False]

14? That explains this story of yours.

 

[mac-]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL OLOL OL

 

[O F]

I agree, just grab a handful of that shit and play it cool. If she asks questions be like, thats what you get for grabbing my fun box yesterday. Then smirk and walk away. Swear shell be begging for your cock after school bro.

Vouch, i tried this it works...
stop being a lil bitch n fuck her

 

[Samus]

Boy when I was in middle school I had girls playing pocket pool with my donger in class shit was lit