SHOT DOESN'T KNOW THE ALPHABET

[Key]

Alright so Shot and I were just fucking around and typing the alphabet to each other, and this motherfucker doesn't even know it.
Proof: http://gyazo.com/c45ca08ca9ef1cc4d1d9d49745b359cb
Shot, what would I do without you??

 

[Shot]

Dude you're an asshole!!!!!!!

 

[Key]

Dude you're an asshole!!!!!!!

I swear to God, I'm literally still laughing.

 

[Shot]

I swear to God, I'm literally still laughing.

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. Oh, I can be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. But you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like- I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me, 'cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

 

[Earl]

LMFAOOOOO ^ FAMILY GUY BITCH

 

[777]

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. Oh, I can be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. But you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like- I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me, 'cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

lol that was my sig for like 30 minutes but it was really big so i took it off.

 

[Cabbage]

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. Oh, I can be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. But you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like- I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me, 'cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

I suggest you read my anti-suicide thread. It will help you through this difficult time.