Skype Giveaway.

[Sector]

PRIZE
Today I will be giving away the Skypes "poliwraths" and "rattatas".

HOW TO WIN
Post one of the funniest things that has happened to you. I will be choosing out of the first 10 users.

Good luck!​

 

[Narc]

Well a couple years ago, My family and I went to the Maryland state fair. My little brother 3 at the time wanted to go on a ride with him. It was like a little kiddie ride. Well he got scared and peed everywhere. I was coverd in my little brothers piss and had to walk to the car that was almost 2 miles away in my brothers piss. Then I had to sit naked in the car infront of everyone. I just wish I could have seen the peoples reaction that were getting on the ride after us because they had to of sat in the piss.

 

[Profanity]

When I was a kid, I used to get on my tricycle, without my clothes on, and ride naked around my neighborhood, even all the way to a major road. I'm not joking xD!

Edit: rode to road... I am tired .

 

[Bump Bot]

Sister ate cat shit straight out of it's ass then threw up on the fucking cat taking a shit. Cat ran into my mom's room then jumped on my mom's head. The fucking look on her face made me laugh so hard. As she is screaming with a shit covered vomit cat on her head. I got grounded for laughing.

 

[pink2]

well one time i was playing zombies and i was on round 28 and my cat sat on my xbox and put her paw on the power button. i ragequit lol

 

[Hysteria]

Edited out, user doesn't seem to think its funny.
Will Edit if i dont win!

 

[Bank]

One time i got a warning on forum korner

 

[swer]

This isn't really funny to me, but it happened to me like 10 minutes ago. Anyways, I was being me, trying to get nudes from da bitches. I use this trick where I "accidentally" send them a picture of my dick. So I send the picture, the girl replies with "really" then I'm like "What?" "oh fuck shit I didn't mean to". Usually so I don't have to ask them if they wanna see my dick, so it isn't awkward. Then I get blocked

so sad. she was a 8/10 and I complimented her so much. She didn't fall for my triq

 

[Sector]

This isn't really funny to me, but it happened to me like 10 minutes ago. Anyways, I was being me, trying to get nudes from da bitches. I use this trick where I "accidentally" send them a picture of my dick. So I send the picture, the girl replies with "really" then I'm like "What?" "oh fuck shit I didn't mean to". Usually so I don't have to ask them if they wanna see my dick, so it isn't awkward. Then I get blocked

so sad. she was a 8/10 and I complimented her so much. She didn't fall for my triq

Only one so far that I more than smirked at.

 

[Poison]

I was seeing this girl and I was 17. It was going well so decided to buy some condoms (thinking I'd get lucky). I went to a local shop and picked out a packet of condoms. The 2 guys behind the counter laughed at me saying I would never be using them etc.

I went to the girl's house the next day to be let in to a family party. The 2 guys from the store were there - they were her Dad and her grandfather. The look on their faces was priceless and I've never felt so embarassed in my entire life.

Needless to say, I never used the condoms

 

[RIP Mocking]

This one time , i brought my girlfriend to my house right after school , thinking my dad comes home at 6:30ish and i get off school at 2:30 i would be able to get a quick one in before we went to the movies . So we go to my house and half way threw it i here my name get called , By my dad lol , i went downstairs and i asked him when he got home , he told me he heard everything and was home the whole time . lolol

 

[Sector]

One more slot open for the giveaway!

 

[Stephan]

One day I went to the park with my friends and I punched a kid in the face by a accident when I was getting a football. And I brokehis nose.

 

[Sector]

Winner is Ecstasy. Fake or not that's still pretty funny and unfortunate as well. Congrats. I'll be doing another giveaway later today (more simple, as well).