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PRIZE
Today I will be giving away the Skypes "poliwraths" and "rattatas".

HOW TO WIN
Post one of the funniest things that has happened to you. I will be choosing out of the first 10 users.

Good luck!​
 
Well a couple years ago, My family and I went to the Maryland state fair. My little brother 3 at the time wanted to go on a ride with him. It was like a little kiddie ride. Well he got scared and peed everywhere. I was coverd in my little brothers piss and had to walk to the car that was almost 2 miles away in my brothers piss. Then I had to sit naked in the car infront of everyone. I just wish I could have seen the peoples reaction that were getting on the ride after us because they had to of sat in the piss.
 
When I was a kid, I used to get on my tricycle, without my clothes on, and ride naked around my neighborhood, even all the way to a major road. I'm not joking xD!

Edit: rode to road... I am tired .
 
Sister ate cat shit straight out of it's ass then threw up on the fucking cat taking a shit. Cat ran into my mom's room then jumped on my mom's head. The fucking look on her face made me laugh so hard. As she is screaming with a shit covered vomit cat on her head. I got grounded for laughing.
 
well one time i was playing zombies and i was on round 28 and my cat sat on my xbox and put her paw on the power button. i ragequit lol
 
Edited out, user doesn't seem to think its funny.
Will Edit if i dont win!
 
This isn't really funny to me, but it happened to me like 10 minutes ago. Anyways, I was being me, trying to get nudes from da bitches. I use this trick where I "accidentally" send them a picture of my dick. So I send the picture, the girl replies with "really" then I'm like "What?" "oh fuck shit I didn't mean to". Usually so I don't have to ask them if they wanna see my dick, so it isn't awkward. Then I get blocked

so sad. she was a 8/10 and I complimented her so much. She didn't fall for my triq
 
Only one so far that I more than smirked at.
 
I was seeing this girl and I was 17. It was going well so decided to buy some condoms (thinking I'd get lucky). I went to a local shop and picked out a packet of condoms. The 2 guys behind the counter laughed at me saying I would never be using them etc.

I went to the girl's house the next day to be let in to a family party. The 2 guys from the store were there - they were her Dad and her grandfather. The look on their faces was priceless and I've never felt so embarassed in my entire life.

Needless to say, I never used the condoms
 
This one time , i brought my girlfriend to my house right after school , thinking my dad comes home at 6:30ish and i get off school at 2:30 i would be able to get a quick one in before we went to the movies . So we go to my house and half way threw it i here my name get called , By my dad lol , i went downstairs and i asked him when he got home , he told me he heard everything and was home the whole time . lolol
 
One more slot open for the giveaway!
 
One day I went to the park with my friends and I punched a kid in the face by a accident when I was getting a football. And I brokehis nose.
 
Winner is Ecstasy. Fake or not that's still pretty funny and unfortunate as well. Congrats. I'll be doing another giveaway later today (more simple, as well).
 
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