So I just *fell* onto a dragon dildo

[Fedora]

Ok so I *accidentally* fell on a dragon dildo and it's stuck wut do.

 

[Moon Knight]

RE: So I just *fell* into a dragon dildo

Just googled these. Fuck me they're huge!

 

[Bomb]

Let it sit in your anal cavity and let it mend into you so you become one with the almighty prostate tickler

 

[Fedora]

Let it sit in your anal cavity and let it mend into you so you become one with the almighty prostate tickler

Directions unclear it sucked in more now,My anus looks like a cave now,
RIP anus

 

[Random]

91: helo dis 911 wat need @spiritz

 

[Fedora]

91: helo dis 911 wat need @spiritz

i *fel* onto dildo while accidently looking @ my little pony rule 34
ignor mtdew and dorytos on floor

 

[Random]

i *fel* onto dildo while accidently looking @ my little pony rule 34
ignor mtdew and dorytos on floor

91: ok pls wait am send u free help 9.99$ +tax k thx

 

[Fedora]

i only have 1$,do u accept fleshlights?

 

[Random]

i only have 1$,do u accept fleshlights?

91: no pl​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​s

 

[Fedora]

2 u accept btcoin ?I have tht plz

 

[Random]

RE​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​D

 

[Pandas]

This thread has given me the all the things listed below.

• Ebola
• Cancer
• T.B

Much more coming soon.