Some girls are bitches.

[Ironhide]

I'll be honest, I'm not one to call girls names and shit, I'm a gentlemen, and I care, listen, and respect women, but sometimes. They just deserve to be put in their place..

Like this girl I really liked, it was her birthday on the 14th of July, and she said to me "Let's hang out today!" - I replied with "Yay, we can find something to do!, Can I come over now?" And like 4 hours later, she said "I'm on the way to the beach with my friends, sorry maybe tomorrow". LIKE
BITCH I WANTED TO GO TO THE BEACH WITH YOU AND HANG OUT.

BITCH. Seriously that was so rude of her.

LOVE IS SO GAY.

 

[Bump Bot]

The feels... Did you ask to come with though?

 

[cas]

Pimp smack her. That's what all bitches need, not ladies, bitches.

 

[Ironhide]

The feels... Did you ask to come with though?

Well, I mean she was already at the beach she said when she finally replied to me. I had no idea what she was doing at the time.

 

[Kill]

Get payback by saying "Here, Come to my house!", then give her an address to an old abandoned office building. Then after she's shot in the face by a heroine addict, text her "Headed to the beach with a couple of friends, sorry maybe tomorrow". That'll teach her.

 

[Ironhide]

Get payback by saying "Here, Come to my house!", then give her an address to an old abandoned office building. Then after she's shot in the face by a heroine addict, text her "Headed to the beach with a couple of friends, sorry maybe tomorrow". That'll teach her.

That legitimately made me shit my pants. I love your humor lmfao.

 

[Mikey]

Well that fucking sucks bro.