Something about vampires

[ttomthebomb]

I was watching the history channel and there was a special about vampires.

They've accused Jesus Christ of being a vampire.

Apparently these are the main things about accusations against him:

• Die and rise from the dead
• Walking across water.
• Let people consume his "body" and "blood"

I thought this was a bit random, then I thought I would share it with you guys. What do you think?

/discuss

 

[ttomthebomb]

(Watch LQ posts) *explain better next time*

Vampires could be a species you have no proof that they are not, same goes for aliens.

 

[Fishâ„¢]

Vampire bats do, so why could regular vampires not? I don't think they do but you never know, it may not be the stereotypical 'Hollywood vampire' but something with similar attributes could.

 

[ttomthebomb]

That's true and if vampires are real, wouldn't the Jesus vampire theory be plausible?

 

[Provenance]

I think you'll need to add more proof/claims for this to be a successful discussion.

 

[Mattis13]

I think so too, there could be other factors behind this argument that make it slightly more plausible, but I feel like there is just too little to go on now. Plus, is letting other's consume your OWN body and soul a vampire practice? I feel like it's the other way around.....

 

[Knight_mybb_import2516]

Jesus was a vampire, just not the type that steals blood, he steals your intelligence by making you spend one day a week in a building designed to further his ideals.

No offense to anyone of course.

 

[Mattis13]

Jesus was a vampire, just not the type that steals blood, he steals your intelligence by making you spend one day a week in a building designed to further his ideals.

No offense to anyone of course.

I don't think that makes him fit the criteria for a vampire, more like a cultist leader getting millions brainwashed to follow his teachings, to do HIS bidding......

 

[ttomthebomb]

Not really to go off subject but, the Bible wasn't written by Jesus, so all of this could be bull.

Anyway, I can't find much on him accused of being a vampire.

 

[Mattis13]

Not really to go off subject but, the Bible wasn't written by Jesus, so all of this could be bull.

Anyway, I can't find much on him accused of being a vampire.

True, it was written by 12 random men who decided that this one guy HAPPENED to be the messiah, and decided to follow around a total stranger and right about his supposed miracles

 

[maplman]

Uh.......... Vampires can't live in sunlight?


Twilight version: Jesus would be sparkling like crazy???

 

[Rhythm_mybb_import2559]

Well there would have to be proof that Jesus did all of these things first.