Sometimes I wonder about my girlfriend...

I was a new student at this school in late September. And I always told people I NEVER showered. I always got compliments of on how good I smell so I'd just tell people I used cologne instead of showering. And I still stick by my word. No one even knows if I'm serious or not, LOL.

Anyways, I got a girlfriend from there, and I even told her I never showered. And I accidentally told her I'm going to take a shower. IT'S OVER FOR ME. GAME OVER MAN. I'M FUCKED.

Anyways, the rest is self-explanatory. I told her it was auto correct and she thought I was serious. So... "Sometimes I wonder about my girlfriend..."

This is just stupid. You're stupid.

Worst thread I've ever read.

I'm sincerely sorry everyone. I just made this to get my post count up.

Arya bro, no offense but most of your threads are dumb aF

Hat said:

Arya bro, no offense but most of your threads are dumb aF

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I am sure that is offensive and you are probably going to get a warning from the big bad Christy.
But this thread is fucking stupid.