Stomach problems

[Messages]

Man I don't think hotdogs and Pepsi mix well because I'm laying here and my stomach sounds like rock falling off the side of a mountain I'm just scared of the outcome.

 

[One]

This isn't really a place to talk about indigestion.

 

[Messages]

This isn't really a place to talk about indigestion.

You sure I thought I chose personalkorner and I'm having some personal problems right now my stomach might be going to war

 

[Messages]

Sorry to break to news to you this late, but you are pregnant.

I was thinking that but then I thought harder and it seems that I have never received the dick so that can't be the case

 

[One]

You sure I thought I chose personalkorner and I'm having some personal problems right now my stomach might be going to war

You clearly just ate the wrong foods and need to take a massive shit. There case closed.

 

[Zeus]

I was thinking that but then I thought harder and it seems that I have never received the dick so that can't be the case

are you fucking serious? you're gonna deny I was never in you ok...

 

[Messages]

are you fucking serious? you're gonna deny I was never in you ok...

Hey man you never made it pass the asscheeks

 

[Zeus]

Hey man you never made it pass the asscheeks

ok I'll admit the condom ripped, sorry.. but I'm not the father

 

[Messages]

ok I'll admit the condom ripped, sorry.. but I'm not the father

I give no fucks you gone this child support

 

[631]

Lol maybe you are allergic to hot dogs imagine

 

[Divinitive]

Lol maybe you are allergic to hot dogs imagine

How could you live with being allergic to hot dogs? That's like being allergic to water....

 

[Zeus]

How could you live with being allergic to hot dogs? That's like being allergic to water....

also unamerican if you ask me lol

 

[Dolphins]

According to your symptoms, it's cancer. Sorry you have 1 week to live.

 

[Messages]

According to your symptoms, it's cancer. Sorry you have 1 week to live.

You should get better jokes I'll start a thread teaching you an sense of humor no problem